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Jonny Jones

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Registered: 22nd Aug 04
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8th Sep 04 at 22:20

Just thought I'd say hi! My name's Jonny, I drive a yet to be modified Corsa 1ltr GLS, 1998 model. Many of my friends believe my car is a one off, as it accelerates and has a higher top speed than the official standard stats for my car. Did a 0 - 60 in just over 10 secs the other day! I dunno what it is!? But anyway, here I am.

Im from the Farnham, Surrey area. So I dunno who is who and where ppl are from, so any contact would be great.

Im taking delievery of an EcoTek valve 2moz, just to see what its like really... im a student so I need to save as much money on petrol as possible.

Thanks!

Jonny.

P.S. - Been looking around, and all of the cars on here are looking pimp!

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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8th Sep 04 at 22:21

welcome to the site

and btw yours speedos wrong

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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8th Sep 04 at 22:22

welcome...

inclined to agree with jr

StuartVRS

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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8th Sep 04 at 22:22

to edit your post, use the edit button. Im pretty sure you meant 10 minutes, not 10 seconds

Jonny Jones

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Registered: 22nd Aug 04
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8th Sep 04 at 22:23

How do you mean its wrong?

Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

Fraser Young

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Registered: 26th Dec 02
Location: Dundee City Drives: 58 Impreza WRX
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8th Sep 04 at 22:23

Welcome always good to have new members.... one of my cars is also a 12 valve, it is fast coz you've not driven anything else yet...

Jonny Jones

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Registered: 22nd Aug 04
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8th Sep 04 at 22:25

quote:
Originally posted by Fwaza esquire
Welcome always good to have new members.... one of my cars is also a 12 valve, it is fast coz you've not driven anything else yet...

Haha, thats very true! Im enjoying it though, so nice to drive.

Jonny.

StuartVRS

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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8th Sep 04 at 22:25

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours

I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds

You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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8th Sep 04 at 22:26

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

hes timed it, but as you hit 60, your proberly doing 50, and it will take another 3 seconds to 60

i ahve a 140bhp 1.4 and it only hits 60 in 7.5

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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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8th Sep 04 at 22:27

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

LMFAO, actully stu it was 1 min 36 seconds, i enjoyed it though, which is all that matters

Jonny Jones

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Registered: 22nd Aug 04
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8th Sep 04 at 22:28

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

Oooh, you're a nice person arnt you

StuartVRS

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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8th Sep 04 at 22:29

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

LMFAO, actully stu it was 1 min 36 seconds, i enjoyed it though, which is all that matters

im sorry

Ill get some viagra next time so it will be better

How does southend on saturday sound to you? Ojc can join in and we can have a CS gangbang

StuartVRS

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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8th Sep 04 at 22:29

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

Oooh, you're a nice person arnt you

Well, i do try

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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8th Sep 04 at 22:29

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

"1 missisippi... 2 missisippi... 3 missisippi... 4 missisi... ah f*ck it... TEN seconds, yeah, that was it..."

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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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8th Sep 04 at 22:29

wonderfull, i will be in attendence then

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by jr]

StuartVRS

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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8th Sep 04 at 22:30

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

"1 missisippi... 2 missisippi... 3 missisippi... 4 missisi... ah f*ck it... TEN seconds, yeah, that was it..."

i was gonna put that, then realised i couldnt spell mississsssssipppie

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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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8th Sep 04 at 22:30

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

Oooh, you're a nice person arnt you

once he's had his way with you he's fine

StuartVRS

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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8th Sep 04 at 22:32

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

Oooh, you're a nice person arnt you

once he's had his way with you he's fine

I am not OJC

Jonny Jones

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Registered: 22nd Aug 04
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8th Sep 04 at 22:33

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

Oooh, you're a nice person arnt you

once he's had his way with you he's fine

Shouldnt be like that anyway... im new, thought it was a cool place to come... just insults then. Just gay if you ask me.

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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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8th Sep 04 at 22:33

sorry

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8th Sep 04 at 22:35

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

Oooh, you're a nice person arnt you

once he's had his way with you he's fine

Shouldnt be like that anyway... im new, thought it was a cool place to come... just insults then. Just gay if you ask me.

as i said sorry, welcome to the site and everything, hope you like it etc, just please dont claim you car can do something it can't, otherwsie peopel will take the piss

StuartVRS

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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8th Sep 04 at 22:35

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones

quote:
Originally posted by jr

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones

quote:
Originally posted by corsaCsxi

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
How do you mean its wrong? Nope, def 10 secs, well, prob around 11... but yea.. all true. My mate timed it.

Jonny.

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

i timed myself having sex the other day, i managed 3 hours I was then informed it was in fact 1 minute 35 seconds You see, people alwaysd make out tey/their cars are better than they really are. How did he time it, is your friend still learning to count? Is 10 the highest he can get to at the moment?

Oooh, you're a nice person arnt you

once he's had his way with you he's fine

Shouldnt be like that anyway... im new, thought it was a cool place to come... just insults then. Just gay if you ask me.

oohhh ffs chill out, we are only havin a laugh and merely pointing out that your 'figures' are miles out.

Jonny Jones

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Registered: 22nd Aug 04
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8th Sep 04 at 22:36

Haha... yea rite. So what do most ppl on here do for a living? Not miles out dude, fancy a race?

[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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8th Sep 04 at 22:36

Yeah, be nice to him. Post some pics of your car up mate, lets see what you drive

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Location: Kent
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8th Sep 04 at 22:37

quote:
Originally posted by Jonny Jones
Haha... yea rite. So what do most ppl on here do for a living?

well corsaCsxi's a male gimp...................................................

i do fuck all at vw all day

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