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sassyminx
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28th Jul 04 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

gotta make it up as u go along......


one day sassy was..........
J4CKO
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28th Jul 04 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

driving down the street
sassyminx
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28th Jul 04 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

in her newly fixed gsi when who should she see but..........
J4CKO
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28th Jul 04 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a racoon driving jackos car!!
sassyminx
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28th Jul 04 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh my god she screamed.........its chillout full of vodka !!!!!!!!! so she did wot any girl would do ...........
J4CKO
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28th Jul 04 at 14:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

walked over to the car and .....
J4CKO
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28th Jul 04 at 14:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

walked over to the car and .....
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 15:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sat inside and asked him
Ally
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Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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28th Jul 04 at 15:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Do my nipples look big in this?
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

they do in everything sassy your tits are huuuge
Ally
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28th Jul 04 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sassy said as she kicked him outta the car
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

these are my prised assets dont take the p!ss, I dont like your gola trainers but do I say anything
Ally
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28th Jul 04 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well i dont like your Donnay Jumper and ASDA trainers... but do I say anything?
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have a £200 phone bill to pay, anyway you didnt mind that asda thong I had on last week did you
J4CKO
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28th Jul 04 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Karnage Corsa
I have a £200 phone bill to pay, anyway you didnt mind that asda thong I had on last week did you



u mean goerges thong !!!
M2RTY
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28th Jul 04 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by J4CKO
quote:
Originally posted by Karnage Corsa
I have a £200 phone bill to pay, anyway you didnt mind that asda thong I had on last week did you



u mean goerges thong !!!


george has his own
sassyminx
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28th Jul 04 at 17:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so she then told chillout that it was about time he ........
danny boyo
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28th Jul 04 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

put his small nob away
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so he did but he got it caught in his flies he screamed in pain, so Sassy the nurse had to perform
Corsalad87
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28th Jul 04 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

her first circumsicion!!!
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

She could not do this operation on her own or Chillouts future could be in doubt so she called
Corsalad87
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28th Jul 04 at 18:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

michael jacksons plastic surgeon to see if he could help her in chillouts dier need
Karnage Corsa
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28th Jul 04 at 18:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

But as michael once said you cant perform miracles so instead she phoned
neiliosxi
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28th Jul 04 at 18:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Marv who rushed in the mean green machine......
Corsalad87
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28th Jul 04 at 18:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The queen!!!!!

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