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Tiger
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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ Liverpudlian chaps.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of skunk weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
Marc
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old
Tiger
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Old ones are always the best
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
old


not just old - older than me
Tiger
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Geeeeeeezus, then it is bloody old........i take it back, old ones arent the best....
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Tiger
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob_sta
im such a loser


Im sorry to hear that Rob. Maybe there are special classes for you?
MarkM
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Not funny and stereotypical...the villans of Liverpool ahve now moved on from stealing cars to selling cocaine as it proves to be a lot more lucrative!!
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True.

 
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