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Jason Iles
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
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leeshez
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Oh dear
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Pablo
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Nismo
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Things difficult to where when your drunk

1. Leather jacket
Robbo
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PMSL, was so funny watching him trying to fit into that
Gaz
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i carnt say them words sober let a lone drunk!
Jason Iles
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She was tiny, I couldn't get into it was on backwards as well
L330wnz
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u r backwards...
Robbo
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Natalies knickers are tiny... they are a very tight squeeze Especially the thongs
Jason Iles
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PMFSL, we dont want pics tho Rob
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Jason Iles
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@ Paul
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
PMFSL, we dont want pics tho Rob
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
PMFSL, we dont want pics tho Rob


*whispers* I will like a pic
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
PMFSL, we dont want pics tho Rob


*whispers* I will like a pic
Jason Iles
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Are we all excited about ODC night, I AM
Pablo
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Lil bit
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Are we all excited about ODC night, I AM
Yesh No hiding spliffys in cleavage this time though... was so funny thinkin bout sayin scuse me mate, we r lookin for our drugs, have you seen them?
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Tracey dippy dougnut

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