combatvauxhall
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Registered: 3rd May 02
Location: Seer Green-Too close to winkers!!!
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Right just returned from a weeks holiday in Menorca, where i broke my fnarging arm. On the first night. Then spent four days in some daego hospital.
Everything was going well for the first 7-8 hours, got there, had a pint went shopping for the essentials; lots of beer, archers, vodka, red bull(3 of the ingredients for a dogs bollox- georgeous, only pint glasses allowed), bread super noodles and asprin. chucked it in the fridge, went for a swim in the pool and went for a ride on a stolen bike/car contraption nearly tipped it, then my mate and the one working there took it out and did roll it. Good start.
Went and watched the footy in the hotel entertainment bit, cheap drinks .At half time we switched to a bar and started to get bang on it. By the time the footy finished i was in a state, so i stopped drinking and waited for my rep m8 to finish work. he arrived and took me home cos i was smashed, he went back and about fourty mins later i woke up and thought it would be a good idea to go back to the bar and "surprise" them. Imade it to the step[s and fell down them, broke both bones in forearm, gashed up my chin, big black eye, swollen eye/face. Twat.
Spent four days in hospital, mate hired a car so we could see a bit of the island, got back to the hotel and rep m8 went home, had a puncture tried to get the wheel bolts off and snapped two! had the spare tyre out and was in worse condition then any of the others, spics. B;loke tried to charge more money so my mate started to boot the car as he drove off.
Anyway, still managed to pull (Not a sympathy one either) she was a rep and had aparently liked me since id got there. I find this out on the last night at the end of a messy bar crawl. Bollox.
Could my holiday have been any worse, off work for a minimum of 6 weeks then pins come out then god knows.
Cant go to the gym (im a gym freak), work (kinda pissed me off), drive (that really annoys me), w@nk (they're starting to fill up allready), drink (well, they say that and im gonna try to have a few sneaky ones when i "forget" to take my medication), play the playstation, pc or any thing, im typeing with my left hand which im starting to master.
I need a Fcuking holiday, my lifes w@nk. Want to go back and root that bird again and just sit there by the pool all day. Be better then day tim tv over here.
May go and do that sort of work after my apprentiship finishes. so good, worse pay then i get at the moment but its a good lifestyle.
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