leeshez
Member
Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
User status: Offline
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BEHIND EVERY
> SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
> IS HERSELF
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> A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
> YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
> SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
> IN HOT WATER
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> I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
> ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
> TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
> AND A CAREER
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> COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
> SOME THINGS ARE JUST
> BETTER RICH
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> I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
> And I HAVE A GUN
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> WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
> AND I KNOW HOW
> TO USE IT
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> OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
> I DID IT RIGHT
> THE FIRST TIME
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> DO NOT START WITH ME.
> YOU WILL NOT WIN
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> ALL STRESSED OUT
> AND NO ONE
> TO CHOKE
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> And last but not least:
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> IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
> SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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