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sassyminx
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2nd May 04 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
been out with me mates tnite, just parked up really, went to petrol station..... problemo 1. sum daft twat has flung a 2ltr coke bottle FULL in middle of road, just clipped it with sideskirt and took the fcuker off, and arch extension
so i pull over and fix it back on, all ok
problemo 2, drivin thru stockton, loads of piss heads about, sum clever twat has also put a traffic cone in middle of fuckin road, car infront swerved and i slammed anchors on, got stuck under me fcukin bumper so ive got a snapped bumper bracket on passenger side..........am not fcukin happy AT ALL
PainZ
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nickyboy01
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2nd May 04 at 22:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Full bottles of Coke are like feckin misiles. Rock solid and explode something chronic
PainZ
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/me sniggers
Ian
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You dont have much keeping that kit on the car!
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by PainZ


fek of u ive already had to put up with u laffin down fone........i need to learn to drive lecture and.....my cars better than your car..............











I AM NOT AMUSED
Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by PainZ


fek of u ive already had to put up with u laffin down fone........i need to learn to drive lecture and.....my cars better than your car..............

I AM NOT AMUSED




PainZ
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2nd May 04 at 22:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sarah,

http://www.bsm.co.uk/
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
You dont have much keeping that kit on the car!



i know
MattyB
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U seem to be pretty unlucky with unusual objcts in the middle of the road!!!

Traffic Islands, cones and now coke bottles!!!
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by PainZ
Sarah,

http://www.bsm.co.uk/


oh your dead sooooooooo dead
nickyboy01
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I notice these are all stationary objects

[Edited on 02-05-2004 by nickyboy01]
PainZ
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2nd May 04 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes nicky,

get her to sort it out!!

im off to bed
byeeeee
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by nickyboy01
I notice these are all stationary objects

[Edited on 02-05-2004 by nickyboy01]


well id be fcuked if they was movin
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by PainZ
yes nicky,

get her to sort it out!!

im off to bed
byeeeee


just for the nastines im gunna prank call u ALL nite long..........nite dearest
nickyboy01
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2nd May 04 at 23:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by PainZ
yes nicky,

get her to sort it out!!

im off to bed
byeeeee


just for the nastines im gunna prank call u ALL nite long..........nite dearest


Better than that, i'm only up the road from him.

I'll go beep me horn outside his house every 15mins
sxi boy
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2nd May 04 at 23:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
serves u rite for driving through stockton then
Nismo
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you should walk you and cars dont mix
kerzo
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quote:
Originally posted by MattyB
U seem to be pretty unlucky with unusual objcts in the middle of the road!!!

Traffic Islands, cones and now coke bottles!!!


dont forget the stray exhaust
Corsa Sport Gav
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3rd May 04 at 03:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
teel u what sassy to save tht bumper goin thur any more shit sell it too me
LukeGSi
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Sarah i have two links that might be of use to you.....

Clicky 1

Clicky 2
J da Silva
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3rd May 04 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yet another woman corsasport driver who was either tailgating,speeding,missed the brake pedal when confronted with a road problem

its becomming true what they say isnt it?
Reedy
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3rd May 04 at 09:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeh but wot can we do about it?
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
yet another woman corsasport driver who was either tailgating,speeding,missed the brake pedal when confronted with a road problem

its becomming true what they say isnt it?


cheeky mo fo!!!!

looks like i got a day of attempting to repair my bumper
J da Silva
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bond ya skirts on with proper bodyshop bonding agent mate

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