drunkenfool
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There was a young man called dave, who doug up a prostitutes grave. She was mouldy as shit, and missing a tit, but look at the money he saved!
 Feel free to add more....
[Edited on 12-04-2004 by drunkenfool]
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CraigyG
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Little miss tupit sat on here bucket smoking a oz of weed, when down came a spider sat down be side her n gave her a big bag of weed ..
Thats off the top of me head ...
[Edited on 12-04-2004 by Craig-CorsaGSI]
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CraigyG
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There once was a monkey from Naples
Who really enjoyed chewing staples.
He would cry "yum yum"
While scratching his bum
And climbing up birches and maples.
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drunkenfool
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There was a young man from china
who wasn't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
and chopped off his cock
so now he has a vagina
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CraigyG
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There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
on this flute made of beef
that stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kaczynski must surely have known:
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
given the choice to be blown.
There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Kenneth Starr's lap
she confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *
[Edited on 12-04-2004 by Craig-CorsaGSI]
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SteveW
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There once was a man frrom belfast...
his ballls were made of brass,
inb windy wheather they clanged togrther,
and sparks came out of his arse!!!
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CraigyG
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There was a man from docket,
Who tied his willy to a rocket,
The rocket went bang,
His ears went clang,
And he found his willy in his pocket
There was a man that had one ball bigger than the other,
He tripped over one,
Fell down the stairs,
And bounced on the other.
There was a fish called chopper,
Who ate a mighty big whopper,
He got really fat,
People said "What's that?",
Cause now he had no whopper to flopper.
[Edited on 12-04-2004 by Craig-CorsaGSI]
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SteveW
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thats arse:
Much liek these
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DanielJ
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wtf is that in the middle
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Dom
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I woke up one morning,
and looked over the garden wall to see King Harold shite'ing,
I picked up a rock and chucked it at his cock,
and he ran like thunder and lighting
Olly Olly Olly,
Tits in a trolley,
Balls in a biscuit tin.
Sitting on the grass,
With ya finger up your ass,
Playing with ya ding'a'ling ling
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Gavin
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:lolvery sick job... that top one!
pew pew pew pewwwww
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leeshez
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nice
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drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by DanielJ
wtf is that in the middle
Looks like someone has had a little accident whilst running
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Tommy
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There once was a vampire called Mable, whose periods were quite unstable, so every full moon she'd pull out a spoon and drink herself under the table.
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drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
There once was a vampire called Mable, whose periods were quite unstable, so every full moon she'd pull out a spoon and drink herself under the table.
Like it!
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GT4Brody
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There once was a man called mc sprocket, he had a mechanical rocket....the rocket went bang and his balls went clang and he found his prick in his pocket... 
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nathy_87
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Chinky chinky china man went to milk a cow, chinky chinky china man didnt no how. chinky chinky china man pulled the wrong tit, chinky chinky china man was coverd in shit.
There was a man from glossham, took out his balls to wash them.,, his wife said jack, if you dont put them back i;ll stand on the buggers and squash them.
The was a woman from eeling, who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back opend her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.
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Wrighty_1988
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There once was a man from Bagdan
Who had an electric fan
One day he was silly
The fan caught his willy
and no he's a Woo-Man
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Doug
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
There was a young man called dave, who doug up a prostitutes grave. She was mouldy as shit, and missing a tit, but look at the money he saved!
Feel free to add more....
[Edited on 12-04-2004 by drunkenfool]
I belive it is spelt.... dug.
Please dont make that mistake again.... Or I WILL teabag you
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drunkenfool
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hahaha, yeah, i didnt notice that! To be fair I wrote it 3 years ago, so chances are I was drunk or stoned back then I look forward to the Tea bagging 
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