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scoob
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17th Mar 04 at 00:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i just killed my next door nabours cat!!! was reversing in to my garden and the little twat ran accross the back of me "splat" need a quik soulotion

1. get the spade and chuck it over the fence

2.cliam it wasent me and i have neva seen it b4 in my life

3.own up and get a spanking

AndyW
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own up mate
CorsaLad16v
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own up
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i jsut hope they dont think i did it on purpose coz ive already complaind about there cat shitting in my garden
Shane
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give 2 fucks about the cat put it in a paper bag and set it alight and leave it on ther doorstep
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complaining about a cat shitting in a garden......... jesus fuck is this what we have dropped to ????
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quote:
Originally posted by -Aliba-
complaining about a cat shitting in a garden......... jesus fuck is this what we have dropped to ????






its anoying coz it dont cover it up it goes in the middle of my garden lol
Dav
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17th Mar 04 at 00:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Poor cat
MC Kustoms
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1 of my nabours has put barbed wire all round there garden to stop cats going on it

[Edited on 17-03-2004 by speed6]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dav
Poor cat
agreed
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quote:
Originally posted by netrix
give 2 fucks about the cat put it in a paper bag and set it alight and leave it on ther doorstep



Dav
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quote:
Originally posted by speed6
1 of my nabours has put barbed wore all round there garden to stop cats going on it
When I was a wee bairn the old guy that lives behind me fed my cat a saucers of milk laced with rat posion, and asked his grandson to beat my next cat with a tennis racket. Both died

Years later at High School his grandson was regularly given a good kick-in, and me and a few mates would terrorise the old man to no end
R Lee
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quote:
Originally posted by -Aliba-
complaining about a cat shitting in a garden......... jesus fuck is this what we have dropped to ????




i have to fucking mow the lawn with catshit all over
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own up ya heartless b@stard!! How would you feel if that was your cat??
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quote:
Originally posted by Dav
quote:
Originally posted by speed6
1 of my nabours has put barbed wore all round there garden to stop cats going on it
When I was a wee bairn the old guy that lives behind me fed my cat a saucers of milk laced with rat posion, and asked his grandson to beat my next cat with a tennis racket. Both died

Years later at High School his grandson was regularly given a good kick-in, and me and a few mates would terrorise the old man to no end


The first part of this story made me sad, the second part was awesome
Adam-D
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17th Mar 04 at 09:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hmm
id own up and maybee offer to get them a new cat
Tom
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Yeah own up mate, and Dav
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id hide the cat under my neighbours car if it was me lol
Paul H
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send it here and then throw it back over the fence
http://www.mytaxidermy.com/
Stuckey
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just own up and say sorry
Demo
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nail it to their front door. you gotta have some fun with it since you killed it
Stuckey
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put it on a remote control car and drive into neighbours garden with a note saying sorry
Colin
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Just chuck it over there fence

Make sure no one see's you tho
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
nail it to their front door. you gotta have some fun with it since you killed it





I hate cats - if it was a dog it would be different
Tom
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You have no legal duty to inform them though....

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