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Tracey

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Registered: 27th Aug 03
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3rd Dec 03 at 23:01

my phone rang: Bens number (the ex)
but it wasnt Ben

was his flat mate Rob

called to tell me Bens been in a accident

he stabbed himself with some scissors
in the arse "LMAO"

and he's at the hospitol getting em removed

and ben wanted his mate to call me and tell me this

im like---
why the hell would i wanna know

was he expecting me to drive up to rub his bum better...???

i dont think so
PMSL

but thanx for the laugh anyway

[Edited on 09-12-2003 by Tasty_Tracey]

Nath

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:03

PMSL!!!!!!! He is a loser! I'm glad u ditched him

Adam-D

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:03

how did he stab himself in the arse?

Nath

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:05

trimming his bum hair??

Tracey

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:05

quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D
how did he stab himself in the arse?

i dunno

i did ask Rob- Rob said he dunno either

but if he's at the hospitol getting them removed--- fcuk me-- he must have stabbed himself good

J100RSA

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Registered: 4th Mar 01
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3rd Dec 03 at 23:05

pmsl

Kerry

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:05

might of sat on em

Mattb

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:06

PSML!!!!

Tracey

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:09

but i REALLY dont get why he wanted his mate to call me straight away and let me know

what was he REALLY expecting... come on...

Nath

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:13

He probably couldnt see the scissors on the chair from all of 6ft7" up! The clouds do look pretty low tonight

Tracey

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:14

^^^^ Pmsl

never thought of that one

Adam-D

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:16

imagine the scence tho phoneing the ambulance
hello yes send me a ambulance my mate
he's
he's
stabbed himself in the arse

Nath

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:16

Isnt he a radio DJ? Doesnt that involve being seated during the whole show? PMSL!!!

Wish i got that station! Would make interesting listening!!

Tracey

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:18

i bet they say he's off ill 2morrow or something

Foz said he'd listen out to it

thats VIBE101 - bristol area ppl

Nath

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:26

Due to cirumstances beyond our, and bens control, ben could not make it in today!

Silly prick!!

J da Silva

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:29

from everything u lot are saying about this ben geeza hes a pain in the arse!

Tracey

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:29

boom boom

Adam-D

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:30

Colin

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:31

Drunk guy in my local fell off the bar stool and the metal leg punctured his ass

It was so funny

Nath

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:33

sick!

Kerry

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:33

quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D

fpmsl

Tracey

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:34

pmsl

charcoalgrill

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3rd Dec 03 at 23:50

maybe he was playing the game wen u see how much u can insert into your anus?

Paul_J

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4th Dec 03 at 00:02

quote:
Originally posted by charcoalgrill
maybe he was playing the game wen u see how much u can insert into your anus?

you play weird games mate.

Sounds like he was hoping that tracey would feel sorry for him coz he's been in a accident and come running to make him feel better

I would of personally gone for something like 'oh he fell off his bike' - or 'oh he had a car accident' line... not 'Oh he stuck some sicisors up his arse to prove his love'

Tracey

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4th Dec 03 at 00:04

^^^

yeah- like that would have happend

two hopes of that

ive moved on-
to better things
MUCH better

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