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Colin
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Was out on the piss with some guys I work with on Wednesday night, one of them lives in the city center & went home, woke up in the morning to find his car missing. Started having awful thoughts run through his head like 'has it been nicked, & even 'shit what if I was that drunk last night I done something silly with my car' as he was so drunk he couldnt remember..................ever watched dude wheres my car??

Phoned the council impound place on the off chance to get some guy say oh yes we had to move it so the council could get pavement access to the block of flats in order to evict someone!! Turns out they used the grab arm thing stuck his car on the truck, drove 5 streets away & dumped it in between 2 parked cars with about half a foot between them.

My mate asked if they were planning on putting it back to which the bloke replies No & hung up. So he had to go out today (map & sat nav locked in the car) with little knowledge of what street was which & try to find it. And when he found it he couldnt get it out because of how they had left it!!

Got to love the brass neck of the cooncil!!

[Edited on 19-12-2008 by Colin]
AndyCorsaSport
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What a set of cunts. Are they actually alowed to do that?
Colin
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19th Dec 08 at 14:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I thought it was hilarious!!
Jenko_Sport
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Have they damaged the car?
Hammer
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19th Dec 08 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Had to move a car so they could get pavement access to a block of flats to evict someone?
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Had to move a car so they could get pavement access to a block of flats to evict someone?


Yeah a van id expect to put the evictee's shit in

quote:
Originally posted by Jenko_Sport
Have they damaged the car?



I dont think so it was an old crappy 306 held together with gaffer tape
Hammer
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19th Dec 08 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fucking cooncil workers

I bet they'd have refused to do it if they couldn't park their van directly in front of the flat, lazy cunts.
Colin
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19th Dec 08 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Probably not allowed to block the road id expect, you know what streets nr haymaarket are like, nose to nose with residents cars all the way up!
Kano
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19th Dec 08 at 14:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

They do that in Glasgow when the footballs on.. Just pick them up and move them a few streets.. lol
Fad
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19th Dec 08 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Seriously? Thats a bit messed up....people who work for the council are lazy badgers they could of wrote to him or something.

Went to meet a planning officer the other day and walked into an office full of people having a go at indoor putting!
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19th Dec 08 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when you said grab thing, i was thinking one of those big metal claw things and picked it up by the roof, smashing the windows and shit
Colin
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So did I when he said but its a thing that goes under the car to lift. not a low loader & winch as commonly used & the reason why they managed to stick it in a space he couldnt drive out of!!
Kevxx
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
when you said grab thing, i was thinking one of those big metal claw things and picked it up by the roof, smashing the windows and shit


my exact thoughts!
Graham88
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19th Dec 08 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What a bunch of cunts
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that is epic! I would ave pissed my pants if that happened to my mate! Probly woulda pissed myself if it happened to me aswell!
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Kevxx
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
when you said grab thing, i was thinking one of those big metal claw things and picked it up by the roof, smashing the windows and shit


my exact thoughts!


Would have been one of these things -

Gareth
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19th Dec 08 at 14:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

seen a bentley being taken in notts like that, had the alarm going off and lights flashing
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19th Dec 08 at 15:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I once saw this get lifted Alarms, lights, the lot were going off.



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sand-eel
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19th Dec 08 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"NOOO jonny...you brought the wrong truck"

Graham88
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Thing is if you saw somebody doing that to somebodies car with an official looking truck and clothing etc, then you probably wouldn't blink an eye lid, yet they could just be imposters.
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quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
imposters.


lmfao
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