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Author Monday Joke
Jodi_the_g
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15th Dec 08 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Three guys, a Terrorist, a local merchant and an American Soldier are all in a market place one day unaware of what each of the others truly is. When the merchant tries to sell the other two a lantern suddenly a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.

The Merchant says, "I am also a farmer, my father was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land was forever made fertile for farming.

The American Soldier was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around USA, so that no foreigners can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around USA.

The Terrorist asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out."

The terroristi says, "Fill it up with water."
Jambo
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15th Dec 08 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
joke?
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Cosmo
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You forgot to give credit to the writer...Abdus Abdul Mohammed Hussain Osama Laden
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15th Dec 08 at 15:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I laughed
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
I laughed


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that was so bad i laughed
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I lol'd
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
I laughed


Terrorist


i laughed at that more than the joke
All Torque
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Piss off.
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thats a good way of thinking really
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
I laughed


Terrorist


i laughed at that more than the joke


People laugh at rape more than that joke.
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rape is never funny cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by micra_pete
rape is never funny cosmo


Unless you're raping a clown

 
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