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Matt H
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27th Nov 08 at 22:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Are there any websites good for stealing ideas from?

Our works xmas do is fast approaching & all the newbies have to make a speech It's mainly soppy, semi drunk thank yous for making me welcome etc. But to be honest I'd rather take the piss slightly & make it a bit more jokey

I've a few ideas in mind for some of the people that can take a joke but some generic funny shit wouldn't go a miss
Jakey
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I don't know about Xmas parties but if im ever a best ma or do a speach at a wedding, my opening line is going to be.. "Ladies and gentlemen, its been an emotional day, even the cakes in tiers"
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27th Nov 08 at 22:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

youtube?
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28th Nov 08 at 01:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
I don't know about Xmas parties but if im ever a best ma or do a speach at a wedding, my opening line is going to be.. "Ladies and gentlemen, its been an emotional day, even the cakes in tiers"


That is so so unorriginal, i have heard that at at least 3 weddings in the last 18 months.

I started my best man speech with "In school olly was known as the Fox, not because he was fast and cunning, but because he was always being chased by dogs."

Got a few laughs!!


I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
IvIarkgraham
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28th Nov 08 at 07:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i used that jakey didnt go down too well

 
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