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Daimo B
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13th Nov 08 at 09:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So I get my cup of tea, young lass walks in and tells me she has a problem with her phone. No probs, go see phone, fix it, all done. Make polite conversation “how’s your bump progressing” I ask nicely as she’s pregnant. “Didn’t you know I’ve lost it”.. Ahhhhhhhh bo11ox, as the floor sucks me into a bottomless hole and I start profoundly apologising! “Its ok, don’t worry” she says, then her eyes fill up with water and the waterfalls instantly happen. A hug wont cure it, neither will a quick witty line. No-one had told me anything, so being nice I’d dug a damn big hole I could not get out of. Then to top it off, the girl who sits in her office with her isn’t in today, so its not like she can talk about something else to someone.

I carry on apologising, and make a quick exit. But the hole has been dug.

Good start to the day that one.
redhotpanther
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13th Nov 08 at 09:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Doh!

I hate moments like that when you just put your foot in it big style without even realising!
pow
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13th Nov 08 at 09:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Poor lass
mwg
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13th Nov 08 at 09:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You weren't to know!
willay
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Russ
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13th Nov 08 at 09:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by pow
Poor lass
Ojc
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13th Nov 08 at 09:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ooffff that is horrendous. I'm not sure what I would do, probably start crying myself
Daimo B
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13th Nov 08 at 09:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Shes dissapeared, think shes gone home.

Department head come to see me and said its ok, not my fault.

I know its bloody not my fault, still dont help feeling like a right ass though

Cheque please!!!!!
willay
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13th Nov 08 at 10:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Daimo I thought you were working for a small IT shop or something?
pow
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Shes dissapeared, think shes gone home.

Department head come to see me and said its ok, not my fault.

I know its bloody not my fault, still dont help feeling like a right ass though

Cheque please!!!!!


It isn't your fault.

Is shes any sort of nice person, she'll forgive you.
Hammer
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13th Nov 08 at 10:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If people actually spoke to you in work you'd have known, it is your fault for being a cunt
Ojc
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13th Nov 08 at 10:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I don't talk to anyone at work, I don't wish to know about X-Factor, Primark or what they are having for dinner tonight. It has grown tiresome after 10 years service.
Dione J
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13th Nov 08 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I don't talk to anyone at work, I don't wish to know about X-Factor, Primark or what they are having for dinner tonight. It has grown tiresome after 10 years service.
Here Here, same at work - all I ever hear about Is lastnights premiership game, Heroes and Prision Break.
_Allan_
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13th Nov 08 at 10:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
Here Here, same at work - all I ever hear about Is lastnights premiership game, Heroes and Prision Break.


That is a good day in the office
Daimo B
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13th Nov 08 at 10:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I know its not my fault, I don't feel bad now, just at the time, when some girls bawling in front of you, its not exacly "i feel like a proper man" moment is it

Willay, nope, big company split up, my part has 8 offices but im at HQ, and get to drive round branches, but most of the time at HQ, a huge 20 min from my house

Hammer - lack of communication. I was out at branches, i got back after everyone left thursday, friday was busy, monday my boss went off as his wife had an operation.

Mofo's, they assumed I knew They'll will get a ticking off from the Sales Manager
_Allan_
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13th Nov 08 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Daimo just put the whole foot in mouth and tell her she still looks fat
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Hammer - lack of communication.


Was only joking mate, could happen to anyone tbh i wouldn't take it to heart. If it wasn't you it wuld have been someone else.
Dione J
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13th Nov 08 at 10:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
Here Here, same at work - all I ever hear about Is lastnights premiership game, Heroes and Prision Break.


That is a good day in the office
Not when you targets to hit and Im easily distracted i.e CS

I love the banter in the office though
MatthewR
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13th Nov 08 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
If people actually spoke to you in work you'd have known, it is your fault for being a cunt

Tom
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13th Nov 08 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bad times

I have done the 'oh when are you due' thing to a lad I used to knock about withs sister (who obviously turned out just to have a pot belly)
Robbo
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13th Nov 08 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yep done the when you due to a few fat birds lol
jrsteeve
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13th Nov 08 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tact
alan-g-w
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13th Nov 08 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did it to a fat burd I just knew to talk to, didn't know anyone else that knew her.

Asked her in a short convo after meeting her in the shops for the 1st time in a while:

'So when are you due?'

Reply: 'Had it 4 months ago ' , with that very face on her.

Couldn't think of anything to say so just walked away.

[Edited on 13-11-2008 by alan-g-w]

 
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