Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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"Semi-frozen Jello (Lime works best) with 5W-20 (don't try anything heavier unless the ambient temperature is over 85); next you'll need Glad 1-gal Freezer Bags (TM) lined with Mazola Corn Oil (don't use Crisco, that's shortening, and you don't want any of that).
Mix the Jello according to package instruction EXCEPT use half the amount of water. Let set for the specified amount of time but no less than four hours. After it has set, place in the freezer for no more than 20 minutes. The set Jello will chill thoroughly and have more body than before.
Lubricate the erect penis with the motor oil (NOTE: do not mix oil and Jello until the last possible moment).
With a pair of kitchen shears cut one of the bottom corners of the gelatin-filled bag large enough for your organ to fit snugly.
Insert organ and thrust forward smartly. Partially remove penis from bag. Repeat.
This is a great rainy day activity. Get the kids to help."
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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I haven't got kids.
What do I do?
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote:
Originally posted by R Lee
I haven't got kids.
What do I do?
Go on holiday to Portugal and find one.
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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Going all the way to Portugal just so I can can have sex with some jelly?
Thats stupid.
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote:
Originally posted by R Lee
Going all the way to Portugal just so I can can have sex with some jelly?
Thats stupid.
Its the way it has to be, sorry.
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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That's when you know you're ugly.
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