Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by John
Were you pumping her on the ironing board?
There were no females in the house at the time
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John
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Were you pumping anybody on the ironong board?
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Hammer
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I wouldn't completely rule that out tbh.
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little_duke
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you were pumping the ironing board
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Theham85
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I remember reading that a guy went to jail for a very long time for ironing his fellow Army officers penises during the night.
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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by little_duke
you were pumping the ironing board
She had made herself pretty, what can i say?
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Tommy L
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
quote: Originally posted by paul.mitchell1984
were u surfing by nechance?
The details are a tad sketchy at this moment in time. 4am and a bottle of vodka is about all i can remember
where did the bottle of vodka go
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SVM 286
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
I may or may not have been involved in a drunken ironing board related incident resulting in the snapping of aforementioned board
Stair surfing?
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quote: Originally posted by little_duke
you were pumping the ironing board
This is Colin's ironing board.................now you've got me wondering what he uses it for, cos I've yet to see him ironing on it !! 

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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote: Originally posted by Hammer
quote: Originally posted by paul.mitchell1984
were u surfing by nechance?
The details are a tad sketchy at this moment in time. 4am and a bottle of vodka is about all i can remember
where did the bottle of vodka go
Down the hatch resulting in a mouth the equivalent of the Sahara Desert this morning and a head that felt as if it had been stomped on by several 20 stone rugby players.
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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by SVM 286
quote: Originally posted by Hammer
I may or may not have been involved in a drunken ironing board related incident resulting in the snapping of aforementioned board
Stair surfing?
I don't think we made it to the stairs
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SVM 286
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Jade have you ever come through the front door to find him all flustered and hurriedly ironing a shirt?
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SVM 286
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
quote: Originally posted by SVM 286
quote: Originally posted by Hammer
I may or may not have been involved in a drunken ironing board related incident resulting in the snapping of aforementioned board
Stair surfing?
I don't think we made it to the stairs
It must have been ironing board battle then, or perhaps used as a shield in some other form of combat. :LOL:
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little_duke
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love it
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Hammer
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Bought a replacement, it's fucking huge 
They obviously don't have standard sizes, the ironing board industry needs a shake-up. I am outraged.
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_Allan_
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Shut up Hammer and iron my shirts bitch!
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Hammer
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Ironing shirts?
Are ironing boards not for reenacting scenes from Braveheart then?
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
Ironing shirts?
Are ironing boards not for reenacting scenes from Braveheart then?
Surely an ironing board is too big to use as a pretend sword
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Hammer
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A shield Tom, keep up.
The hoover attachment was the sword.
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
A shield Tom, keep up.
The hoover attachment was the sword.
Ahhh I see, you could have also used it as a horse if you hadn't have broken it
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SVM 286
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Horse boarding
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