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Kurt
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Scabees
Robin
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Sounds like leprosy to me.
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Originally posted by deano87
This will put the shits up him - it's a true story, from my sister.

An intern doing some work experience at her work was out one night. Anyway, she met this bloke, they were kissing on the dance floor etc etc exchanged numbers etc etc.

Anyway, a few days later her lips started turning blue and going generally a bit mank. The doctors weren't sure of what it was and just gave her some anti-biotics to clear it up.

They didn't work. So she went back to the doctors and they took samples/flakes of skin from her lips and on immediate impression at this consultation they said it looked like some kind of salmonella poisoning i.e. raw meat infection. She obviously didn't know what it could be.

A few days later she narrowed it down to kissing the guy and the results came back saying it was actually a form of decomposition on her lips. She could only think she caught it from kissing the guy and the doctors got concerned. She gave the police his mobile number, traced it, went to his flat and. . .there were a couple of dead bodies in his flat.

I'm sure you can figure out the rest.




Was there a snake sizing up the bodies?
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Originally posted by sand-eel
why would decomposition make your lips turn blue?


Is it not obvious?

When you kiss a dead body, you contract death and your lips rot away. Duhhh.
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nice one eck, i was just thinking of this and other urban myths like it!
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Originally posted by C2RL R
nice one eck, i was just thinking of this and other urban myths like it!


I was shocked it hadn't been cracked already tbh!
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