Tiger
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Now this isnt the first time this has happened now.
We got the factory plumber on the case today because there was an anonymous report of a blocked shithouse in the womens toilets.
Now for some god-unknown reason women have a habit of using 1204 sheets of toilet roll which in normal circumstances is bad enough.
So, the plumber goes up to report on the blockage. When I saw him he was white as a ghost. What he went on to describe was probably not too different from a nuclear sub down the longdrop! It got to the point where he had to use a snapped 32tooth hacksaw blade to clear the blockage, he said it took some time for the horrific poo to be shifted.
Now what is it that women do to knock out a barry that could sink an ocean liner? Maybe the woman who did the offending article liked it in the Gary Glitter.
Come on now ladies, less of the roughage and please eat some more fruit or something.
[Edited on 11-08-2008 by Tiger]
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fir3vip3r
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probably cus they only go once every year, when it goes, it goes big maybe?
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Tiger
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Once a year 
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Bonney
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Possably coz they dont fart to release some preassure 
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Tom
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Ash 
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CorsAsh
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What?
Must not confuse inside and outside voices.
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CorsAsh
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But yeah, prob was the darkies.
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
But yeah, prob was the darkies.
Was it them that blocked the toilet?
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CorsAsh
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Yeah, they don't like the toilets in the UK...
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Yeah, they don't like the toilets in the UK...
FPMSL
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cunningham
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prob a soaked fanny pad there always flushing them down the loo
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Tiger
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Whatever it was, I hope a female poster can confirm or deny the charges laid out here.
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Shelly
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It was probably a bloke using the womens loos
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James_DT
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We've had three separate instances of a super-poo blocking up the Ladies loo at work. Two of those were the staff toilets, where no men go.
One of them was three inches wide, at least 7 inches long, and completely solid.
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CorsAsh
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