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fir3vip3r
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15th Jul 08 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A boy asks his granny, "have you seen my pills? they were labelled LSD?"
Granny replies, "fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

being a cultural bloke, i thought i would sit down and watch one of those classical period dramas. it was horrible..... blood everywhere

i had a mate who was suicidal. he was really depressed, so i pushed him in front of a steam train. he was chuffed to bits.

yes im bored.
Whittie
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poor but i still laughed so
Ben G
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i dont get it
fir3vip3r
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i dont get it


which one?
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
i had a mate who was suicidal. he was really depressed, so i pushed him in front of a steam train. he was chuffed to bits.



You killed Eck?!
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i dont get it


which one?


the last bit, couldn't figure out if it was all one joke or seperate
Ben G
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15th Jul 08 at 14:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

edit: i get it now, just didn't understand it when i was reading the whole thing as one joke needs to be set out better

 
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