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Matt L

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30th Jun 08 at 13:23

Two nuns in a bath.

One says "Where's the soap."

The other one says "Yes, it does, doesn't it."

its the one they were on about on radio one. i dont get why its funny

Graham88

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30th Jun 08 at 13:23

I'm with you on that one

antoni

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30th Jun 08 at 13:23

?? dont get it ??

pow

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30th Jun 08 at 13:24

Make me the 4th that doesnt understand it

Nath

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30th Jun 08 at 13:24

Fonz

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30th Jun 08 at 13:24

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
Two nuns in a bath.

One says "Wears the soap."

The other one says "Yes, it does, doesn't it."

its the one they were on about on radio one. i dont get why its funny

not very funny in my opinion

Robbo_Corsa

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30th Jun 08 at 13:25

5th here

Nath

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30th Jun 08 at 13:25

quote:
Originally posted by Fonz

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
Two nuns in a bath.

One says "Wears the soap."

The other one says "Yes, it does, doesn't it."

its the one they were on about on radio one. i dont get why its funny

not very funny in my opinion

Please tell me that isn't the 'joke'? Fucking hell that is unfunny.

Tommy L

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30th Jun 08 at 13:26

Was on the radio this morning. I didn't get it either

Brett

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30th Jun 08 at 13:26

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061002090750AAxuClZ

BluKoo

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30th Jun 08 at 13:26

I get it, but its not really funny.

RyanSxi

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30th Jun 08 at 13:33

Oh I get it now, although why its 2 nuns I have no idea.

Basically "Wheres the soap" is saying the soap wears down as you use it.

shit joke anyway

stubbsy05

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30th Jun 08 at 13:37

I was trying to get this on the way into work.

I thought one of them had put it upu her badger and the other one was agreeing as she'd done it before

[Edited on 30-06-2008 by Alex.S]

Superlite Ltd.

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30th Jun 08 at 13:40

So its nothing to do with the soap going up her twat?

Matt L

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30th Jun 08 at 13:40

what a cr*p joke

AdZ9

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30th Jun 08 at 13:41

quote:
Originally posted by Alex.S
I was trying to get this on the way into work.

I thought one of them had put it upu her badger and the other one was agreeing as she'd done it before

[Edited on 30-06-2008 by Alex.S]

I'm pretty sure thats what it is isn't it? Its nuns because they are "supposed" to be cellibut, so they use the soap to masturbate, thats what I was always led to believe anyway...

Fonz

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30th Jun 08 at 13:42

quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
So its nothing to do with the soap going up her twat?

depends how you see it, i saw it that exactly that behaviour wears the soap....

charlessurr

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30th Jun 08 at 18:25

I heard it, thought it meant, 'it wears out the soap' and the other agrees, as in shes shoving it somewhere she shouldn't...........??

John

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30th Jun 08 at 18:27

The bath wears the soap, no sexual undertones at all.

SVM 286

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6th Jul 08 at 07:17

The assumption is that Nuns rub-off a lot because they don't engage in any other sexual activity due to their solemn vow of celibacy.

This presumably includes bathing and utilising a bar of soap for example as a device for sexual gratification, perhaps whilst washing of the genitals.

The term ''where's the soap'' is used as a play on words for the phrase ''wears the soap'' in reference to manual/vaginal friction in relation to warm bath water as a base depiction of female masturbation which in turn leads to accelerated soap wear and potentially lost soap due to exuberant insertion/masturbation.

The combination of the jovial phrase, the way the words are spoken and the mental imagery of two randy Nuns bathing together combines to produce the afforementioned example of what is popularly and commonly known as 'a joke'.

This is one instance of many thousands of similar examples of wordplay enjoyed by people who indulge in speaking the English language.

MJFF88

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6th Jul 08 at 10:31

Ahahahahaha

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