Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?
The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis
Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!
-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!
-Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
-Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
-I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
-Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
-Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
-If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN!
-I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water.
-At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis.
-Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
-Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!
-Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
-Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
-Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
-I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
-I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
-Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
-I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
-Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
-HELP! Mypenis is lost...can you help me find him?
-Sorry to be driving slow officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
-Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.
-Mypenis got fleas from the neighbors dog.
-Anytime Mypenis gets too excited, I just scratch him behind the head.
-Please do not feed Mypenis table scraps!
-Do you think you could feed Mypenis while I'm on vacation?
-I have a cat that plays very well with Mypenis.
-When I take Mypenis for a ride in the car, I roll down the window so it can hang it's head out.
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B3KAN
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Registered: 15th Feb 07
Location: Inverness, Highland
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pmsl 
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Scotty C
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Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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LOL
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Huwsi
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Registered: 27th Apr 07
Location: Bangor, Gwynedd
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Lolz "mypenis likes it when people pet him"
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Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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I like
-Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
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dwcars1.4
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Registered: 13th Dec 06
Location: Blackburn Drives: corsa b 1.6 sport
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When I take Mypenis for a ride in the car, I roll down the window so it can hang it's head out.
pmsl
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Corsa_Scotty
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Registered: 8th Aug 07
Location: Scottish Borders
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PMSL
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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Bram
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Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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You know you like it.
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Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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the last one, 'mazin
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