Fonz
Premium Member
Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
User status: Offline
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The Day the penis asked for a raise (excuse that pun)
I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour, I work at great depths, I don’t get weekends or public holidays off, I work in a damp environment which is dark and has poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures. and the work exposes me to contagious disease
sincerely
P.Niss
The reply was as follows:
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have brought to my attention we reject your request for the following reasons. You don’t work 8 hours straight, you fall asleep after brief work periods. You don’t take initiative, you need to be pressured and simulated into working. you often leave your work place messy at the end of your shift. You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing correct protective clothing. You’re never available to work double shifts and if that was not enough you enter the work place carrying two suspicious bags!
yours sincerely
V.Gina
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