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Kurt
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11th Jun 08 at 17:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

seriously what purpose do they serve??

im minding my own business driving along with the window down and radio low, come to a junction with a bit of traffic, im the second car back turning left.. so i look right to see how the traffics going and i see 2 guys and a woman, two on the bench and one stood up, then i noticed the woman was leaning sat down bandaging ones foot or something.. so was a lil bit intrigued but looked away wasnt really that intrested.

Next thing i hear "Corsa" from the lad stood up.. so i turn the radio down and look back wondering what was said, at this point the 40 odd year old woman starts shouting "Do you wanna fuck my husband" i turn the radio down completly because i didnt believe what i heard, again "do you wanna fuck my husband" at this point the lad stood up looks at me kinda like and begins to walk away

im now just staring at this chavvy woman shouting "do you wanna fuck my husband"

Wtf!

This all took place in a quiet village too

[Edited on 11-06-2008 by Kurt]
--DAN--
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11th Jun 08 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did you fuck him
morpheus22
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11th Jun 08 at 17:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

damn beat me lol
Haimsey
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11th Jun 08 at 17:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

All i want to know was did you want to fuck her husband?


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Jakey
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11th Jun 08 at 17:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Was this in Brereton?
Colin
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11th Jun 08 at 17:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just shout 'he already looks pretty fucked, Ta' back at the old hag!
Kurt
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11th Jun 08 at 17:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --DAN--
Did you fuck him


I think she meant up but she was a missing a few teeth so probably couldnt spit that part out! that or the special brew had kicked in

quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Was this in Brereton?


Nope Holmes Chapel!

if it was in my village then i probably would have said summit!

I went sick at that prick that used to wheelspin passed my house!
theres a thread somewhere
smack
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11th Jun 08 at 17:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

should of just got out your car, pulled down your trowsers and chased him/them
Phi
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11th Jun 08 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

crack heads
Jakey
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11th Jun 08 at 17:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Who was it in Brereton? Wasnt Cal or Squav was it
Kurt
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11th Jun 08 at 17:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Who was it in Brereton? Wasnt Cal or Squav was it


No lol, Cal, Alex and Peter drive alright.. was some knob that lived on the corner of Peters street (maple). had a hyundai matiz or something wank like that.. he was from mac
Jakey
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11th Jun 08 at 17:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Little black Hyundai Getz GSi, it was Hannah Boffeys mate (Stacey's) boyfriend.

He used to sleep in his car on the pub near you because he got kicked out of his house
Kurt
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11th Jun 08 at 18:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Was a right little scrote! i thought it was Hannah's boyfriend?

then again they seem to share

[Edited on 11-06-2008 by Kurt]
Jakey
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11th Jun 08 at 18:01   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yeah your right, it was, just asked Alex.

He was a bellend of the massive variety, think he was like 19/20 hanging round with 14/15 year olds in his car
Kurt
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11th Jun 08 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Yeah your right, it was, just asked Alex.

He was a bellend of the massive variety, think he was like 19/20 hanging round with 14/15 year olds in his car


Yeah when Stacey said he was near enough my age i was like wtf!!
Robin
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11th Jun 08 at 19:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
seriously what purpose do they serve??



They populate the world.

 
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