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SteveW
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I cant remember if i told you lot what happened with Secret Santa last year at work.. Everyone had a limit of £10 for presents. I totally forgot about it until the day we were giving them out.

So i nipped down the road to the local sex shop and bough one of the quiet shy guys some dual anal beads..
said on the box "Link up with your lover"

his face when he opened it was classic.... my manager had a go at me for it saying i could have offended someone

i have a bad reputation at work
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I could never go out and buy anal beads
SteveW
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its not so bad if you call them love beads
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I could never go out and buy anal beads


Would you send your boyfriend?
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No its not that, my bum hole is huge..we made one with tennis balls on a rope.
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No its not that, my bum hole is huge..we made one with tennis balls on a rope.


CorsAsh
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Originally posted by SteveW
i have a bad reputation at work
We all had a few beers at lunch today, and my department head fell asleep at his computer ( )

So we drew on his face, nice little Hitler tash in marker.

Head of CAD came to see him and laughed in his face, he had no idea why
SteveW
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Ash thats classic.... should have taken pics of you all saluting next to him
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
No its not that, my bum hole is huge..we made one with tennis balls on a rope.


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Ash thats classic.... should have taken pics of you all saluting next to him
If only.

Head of CAD did salute him come to think of it
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I wonder what kind of fun I could have at work. I'm a teaching assistant in a secondry school now
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Originally posted by SteveW
Ash thats classic.... should have taken pics of you all saluting next to him
If only.

Head of CAD did salute him come to think of it
I thought jokes like that were actually illegal in Germany You'll ve chaning the name of the company back to Auto Union and making race cars for the Nazis next...

 
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