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sam-smith
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4th Jun 08 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats up with some people

last week blokes fucking cars and now on channel five women shagging objects

the berlin wall didnt love you!!! freaks
DC90
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4th Jun 08 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I had sex with my BBQ once. True story.
sam-smith
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4th Jun 08 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was it a fiery lover
DC90
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Was a heated relationship to say the least
C2RL R
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did it give you the cole shoulder after?
sam-smith
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i cant think of anyomore bbq puns
DC90
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
did it give you the cole shoulder after?


LOL
C2RL R
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i'm punned out
Fonz
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you stoked the fire
Superlite Ltd.
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
did it give you the cole shoulder after?


coal?
C2RL R
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that too
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by DC1990
I had sex with my BBQ once. True story.


I could never have sex with a smoker.
Superlite Ltd.
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quote:
Originally posted by DC1990
I had sex with my BBQ once. True story.


nice thighs and ribs?


...or saussage?
notts.pirate
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5th Jun 08 at 09:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i had sex with my neighbour in his car
Hammer
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If you were a real pirate it would have been your neighbours parrot. I feel cheated by your name
JoeyB
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If he were a real pirate he would have shouted 'Arrrrr squidy' at the point of climax.
notts.pirate
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
If you were a real pirate it would have been your neighbours parrot. I feel cheated by your name


i live next door to a bird sanctuary
Dione J
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5th Jun 08 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by NotMyCorsa
If he were a real pirate he would have shouted 'Arrrrr squidy' at the point of climax.
DC90
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5th Jun 08 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by DC1990
I had sex with my BBQ once. True story.


I could never have sex with a smoker.


I know, usually don't go with smokers but the BBQ was so hot

quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
quote:
Originally posted by DC1990
I had sex with my BBQ once. True story.


nice thighs and ribs?


...or saussage?


hugeeeee sausage
nik
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5th Jun 08 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DC1990
I had sex with my BBQ once. True story.


Thats one way to dip your chipolata.
JoeyB
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5th Jun 08 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think he is confused.

What he meant to say was he had sex with Barbie.


Sorry Ken...its just the way it goes...

 
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