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JadeM
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29th May 08 at 15:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

'Dont drink & drive' , 'Fasten your seatbelt'...........those ones!

Saw one today ' Frustration causes accidents'.........................



I played that tones as a kid & never got hurt!
Ben G
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this thread makes me frustrated, i thought it was going to be funny
DannyB
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I had the travel version, was about the size of a crisp packet and i got it free from the little theif, mind you we payed about 15o quid for the breakfast so really, we didnt get it free
VegasPhil
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29th May 08 at 15:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've seen:

Padestrians on carriageway
Animal on carrigeway
Strong Wind on Bridge


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Superlite Ltd.
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FOG
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quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
FOG



saxo and 106 drivers will love that one, any excuse to get the foglights on, just because they can. not that they ever need a reason to drive with them on.
GT190
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave A
quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
FOG



saxo and 106 drivers will love that one, any excuse to get the foglights on, just because they can. not that they ever need a reason to drive with them on.


and clio owners
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Every day driving into work in the city centre, doing 2 mph in solid traffic theres one that says 'slow congestion'

Waste of fucking money
Dave A
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what is? the clio?
Gareth F
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I just enjoy full beaming the little %*^&£*$ with them on, nice uprated bulbs lights their lil faces up
DannyB
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You can swear you know, this isnt the cbeebies forum.
johnhara1
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John
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quote:
Originally posted by GT190

and clio owners


I bet you'd use your foglights if you had a car equiped with them
Gareth F
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Think ive used fogs once.... driving 5mph down a country lane unable to see. O no i lie, my knee hit them on aswell as the rear ones, 6'5" is annoying to say the least
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Have u seen any sain warnin strong winds!! You better pay attention to them when thunderpants is in the car in front!!
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The strong wind ones are good but it doesnt warn you of the massive lorries that blow halfway accross the lane infront of you
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theres always strong wind ones approaching the thelwall viaduct. i do not enjoy driving over that in the work's van
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
theres always strong wind ones approaching the thelwall viaduct. i do not enjoy driving over that in the work's van



Know what you mean. Can remember been im a movano with all the glass racks on and going from the second lane right into the outside lane.
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The one on the M80 said Merry Christmas on Christmas Eve last year, Was quite cool.


Seen it saying 'traffic patrol ahead' and a mile up the road a traffic police car sitting on the police ramp waiting to pounce as if no-one knows they are there. Tits.
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I think they should use the signs to grass people up:

"S270 ENM is on his mobile"
"P877 JDB is doing 40mph in the middle lane with nothing around"
"S670 SVM ran out of talent and hit a pole"

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The only sensible thing I have ever seen them say is 'keep left unless overtaking'.

It's a mistake for them put put something like '25 miles to High Wycombe 27 minutes' because all i'm going to do is try and beat it

[Edited on 29-05-2008 by ed]
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
You can swear you know, this isnt the cbeebies forum.


That made me chuckle
Kurt
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Jade... you have obviously never played while driving
Bonney
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Could phone in with requests on it, could have people putting messages like

"Happy birthday to *insert name*, oh and your sacked!"

Make the drive into work more entertaining
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
The only sensible thing I have ever seen them say is 'keep left unless overtaking'.

It's a mistake for them put put something like '25 miles to High Wycombe 27 minutes' because all i'm going to do is try and beat it

[Edited on 29-05-2008 by ed]
Ed i do that Riles me up when they tell me how long it will take so I always go Ill show em

 
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