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Ben G

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10th May 08 at 17:24

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
cottaging then

fucking LOL, had this explained to me in work a couple days ago

Planty02

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10th May 08 at 20:32

OK so ive got the father out and hes now in a seperate tank.

Kat, It was Pets at Home who Sex'd them

Got plenty advice for the time being, will need to decide what to do once they are old enoguh to leave the mother, got about 4 - 8 weeks yet

Thanks for the advice guys

p.s. NONE of these animals will used for anal shenanigans

and P + P will be arranged if necesary

(Joke of course

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10th May 08 at 22:53

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quote:
Originally posted by S@M
just out of interest when reading this... whats it called when gay people put hamsters in their ass to get please out of it? when they like scratch and try and get out, etc?

[Edited on 10-05-2008 by S@M]

Sick as fuck?

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10th May 08 at 22:56

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
cottaging then

That's not it either

Surely there isn't an ACTUAL name for it.

SVM 286

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10th May 08 at 22:58

Btw, I thought this thread was going to be about Hamster people.

You know, like the catpeople only smaller and nicer to be around.

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10th May 08 at 22:59

SVM 286

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10th May 08 at 23:08

Mwa

Kerry

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10th May 08 at 23:58

feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

nik

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11th May 08 at 00:48

Poor little hamsters getting shit faced

Anyway, yeah I'd get the male out of there otherwise your have more of the fucking things

Planty02

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11th May 08 at 12:32

The Litter

...and with a penny to show size

Matt L

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11th May 08 at 13:17

they are so tiny

[Edited on 11-05-2008 by Matt L]

JM_16v

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11th May 08 at 13:23

cute they looks likes sausages

DannyB

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11th May 08 at 13:29

quote:
Originally posted by JM_16v
cute they looks likes sausages

LMAOnaise

smack

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11th May 08 at 13:36

one time my mate had rats that he couldent look after no more, so he took them in a shoe box to willsons pets (big pet store) he asked the people there if they would take them off him, the said they couldent, and when the woman he was speaking to had to answer the phone at the checkout bit, he put the box slyly on the counter and walked fastley out the shop

Jenko_Sport

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11th May 08 at 13:37

Yes they do look like cocktail suasages

All Torque

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11th May 08 at 14:15

I'll trade a pond FULL of tadpoles for them

Planty02

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11th May 08 at 14:33

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
I'll trade a pond FULL of tadpoles for them

I'd say yes, but I dont think youre responsible enough for a hamster

All Torque

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11th May 08 at 14:39

Planty02

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11th May 08 at 14:43

I'm sorry Pete

You're just too much of a nob

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11th May 08 at 18:40

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