SVM 286
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...talented lynch mob with experience of covert armed forces and sensitive government/counter terrorist work, for the task of identifying, hunting down, capturing and torturing the piece/pieces of vermin that broke into my 205 on Thursday night/Friday morning.
Own taser, CS gel, cordless nailgun and razor wire would be an advantage but not strictly necessary dependant on qualifications in the field.
Many thanks.
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DannyB
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Can i beat them with my dog's metal lead?
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Ben G
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i'm your man  
gutted to hear about your mishap with a retard with no life could kill the coont
what was the damage? what did they steal?
[Edited on 10-05-2008 by Ben G]
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16V_1600
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badgers Makes my blood boil
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Matt H
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It was probably a cockney geeeza
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SVM 286
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 Matthew! Don't make me get the next express bus to paradise in order to slap your legs.
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SVM 286
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Yes Danny, of course you can, as long as I get to film it. 
Thanks Ben and Mister 1600. 
They must have tried the bottom of the door because there's fresh chips on the leading edge of the 1/4 panel.
They have also levered the bottom of the driver's door window frame out and somehow not broken the glass.
They've also (presumably last thing) levered the top of the window frame out and bent the top of the door about 4 inches out from the car and unlocked it. Then opened and left the door wide open.
Nothing taken, ignition untouched too.
Absolutely bizarre.
Very disturbing too as it was feet from the front window of the house and no doubt with the security light on too.
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DannyB
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Fucking arseholes, im really lucky this way as the village i live in has a 0% car crime rate.
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SVM 286
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Yeah, it's been quiet here for a long time. Was a bad period years ago and then it died off.
This is not a very pleasant reminder of the bad old days.
It wouldnt have been quite so bad if it had happened somewhere more remote and rough. It's when it's on your doorstep you really worry.
Doesn't do a lot for your confidence, or sleeping soundly.
At about 5 to 2 last night I was awoken from a very shallow sleep by what sounded like something cracking or breaking outside. I've never been out of bed so quickly, or by the front door quite so armed and in such a state of undress before.
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16V_1600
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These people deserve to die.
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SVM 286
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Not too quickly though. Need to make it count.
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Russ
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i work for the government...
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SVM 286
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Russ. You're in. 
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jr
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tbh, when you do these types of things, the last thing ever you want to meet is SVM, with a crow bar, and a cheeky smile
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Tom
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 fuckers! Is slightly disturbing how close to house/light on etc will probably just be chancers though.
My old next door neighbour was feet away from smashing some tea leaves who were doing my car over they noticed him though and ran off
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SVM 286
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Yeah Tom, these c*nts can normally run.
Stealth turret on the house and an AMAC 50 with night scope sight would take care of any attempt to run off though.
See how far they get with no legs. Or liver, spleen etc.
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willay
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set a bear trap
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16V_1600
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Yeah Tom, these c*nts can normally run.
Stealth turret on the house and an AMAC 50 with night scope sight would take care of any attempt to run off though.
See how far they get with no legs. Or liver, spleen etc.
Sounds like a plan! Someone across the road twitches the curtains to see huge flashes coming from the house roof over the road, and bits of tea leaves sprayed all over as a result of their poor attempt to run being hugely unsuccessful. Justice is served
[Edited on 11-05-2008 by 16V_1600]
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