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Colin
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8th May 08 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Has just pushed its way past me & legged it up the stairs nto my house, I was sat at the front door on the internets as its cooler there. It turned & gave me a look then disapeared....I cant find it now
Ren
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8th May 08 at 18:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Spray water at it when you see the little shit. Make kissing noises to coo it out.
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8th May 08 at 18:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Throw a flashbang upstairs, if you happen to have any lying around that is?
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ren
Spray petrol at it when you see the little shit and set it on fire.


Hammer
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8th May 08 at 18:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Should re-classify cats to vermin imo.
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Should re-classify cats to vermin imo.


I'll join you in protesting parliament for that one.
Colin
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8th May 08 at 18:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

After jumping on every possible surface within the house it ran back out, no violence even required
Ben G
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8th May 08 at 18:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Should re-classify cats to vermin imo.


cats are vermin in scotland yes, because they eat all the shit on the pavements

clean in essex though so they are all clean
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
After jumping on every possible surface within the house it ran back out, no violence even required


Should of blocked all possible exits so it was required tbh.
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8th May 08 at 19:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Next door's cat got through my brother's bedroom window a while back, walked upstairs to see it coming out of my brother's room, it legged it passed me and out the front door
andy1868
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8th May 08 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i took to one with a 12 gauge when it walked into my house before time began. hence the saying, curiosity killed the cat.
smack
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8th May 08 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that was the top story on itv cenrtral news last night
no lie - cat shot with shotgun
Whittie
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8th May 08 at 20:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sell it
Huwsi
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8th May 08 at 23:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Find who the owner is and hold it ransom- demand a few quid off the owner
JonnyJ
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8th May 08 at 23:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mobby will be all over this thread
BluKoo
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8th May 08 at 23:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by Huwsi
Find who the owner is and hold it ransom- demand a few quid off the owner



You just wait till you see "missing" posters about, and hopefully it'll have a reward.

I've often thought about becomming a cat-napper for the ££
Huwsi
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andy1868
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theres a dognapper around here at the minute, seriously. he kills them though

http://icseftonandwestlancs.icnetwork.co.uk/skelmersdaleadvertiser/news/tm_headline=exclusive-advertiser-reveals-face-of-ormskirk-napper-as-he-flees-by-train&method=full&objectid=20443253&siteid=60252-name_page.html
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
mobby will be all over this thread


Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Should re-classify cats to vermin imo.


cats are vermin in scotland yes, because they eat all the shit on the pavements

clean in essex though so they are all clean


No, they all display the trait of smelling of piss and bring nothing to the table other than disease. Stupid animal imo.
andy1868
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9th May 08 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

won't somebody think of the children?
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