Colin
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Has just pushed its way past me & legged it up the stairs nto my house, I was sat at the front door on the internets as its cooler there. It turned & gave me a look then disapeared....I cant find it now 
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Ren
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Spray water at it when you see the little shit. Make kissing noises to coo it out.
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DannyB
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Throw a flashbang upstairs, if you happen to have any lying around that is?
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Ren
Spray petrol at it when you see the little shit and set it on fire.
 
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Hammer
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Should re-classify cats to vermin imo.
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
Should re-classify cats to vermin imo.
I'll join you in protesting parliament for that one.
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Colin
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After jumping on every possible surface within the house it ran back out, no violence even required
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Ben G
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
Should re-classify cats to vermin imo.
cats are vermin in scotland yes, because they eat all the shit on the pavements 
clean in essex though so they are all clean
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Colin
After jumping on every possible surface within the house it ran back out, no violence even required
Should of blocked all possible exits so it was required tbh.
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Mike
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Next door's cat got through my brother's bedroom window a while back, walked upstairs to see it coming out of my brother's room, it legged it passed me and out the front door
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andy1868
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i took to one with a 12 gauge when it walked into my house before time began. hence the saying, curiosity killed the cat.
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smack
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that was the top story on itv cenrtral news last night 
no lie - cat shot with shotgun
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Whittie
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Sell it
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Huwsi
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Find who the owner is and hold it ransom- demand a few quid off the owner 
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JonnyJ
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mobby will be all over this thread
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BluKoo
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quote: Originally posted by Huwsi
Find who the owner is and hold it ransom- demand a few quid off the owner 
You just wait till you see "missing" posters about, and hopefully it'll have a reward.
I've often thought about becomming a cat-napper for the ££
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Huwsi
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andy1868
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theres a dognapper around here at the minute, seriously. he kills them though 
http://icseftonandwestlancs.icnetwork.co.uk/skelmersdaleadvertiser/news/tm_headline=exclusive-advertiser-reveals-face-of-ormskirk-napper-as-he-flees-by-train&method=full&objectid=20443253&siteid=60252-name_page.html
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Joe
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quote: Originally posted by JonnyJ
mobby will be all over this thread

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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by Ben G
quote: Originally posted by Hammer
Should re-classify cats to vermin imo.
cats are vermin in scotland yes, because they eat all the shit on the pavements 
clean in essex though so they are all clean
No, they all display the trait of smelling of piss and bring nothing to the table other than disease. Stupid animal imo.
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andy1868
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won't somebody think of the children?
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willay
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