Skylined
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Anyone ever heard of the band Cannibal Corpse?
Basically they're the most deranged bunch of freaks I've ever seen.
Anyway some mates from uni came up with this 'analysis' of one of their songs 'I cum blood' whilst bored doing a History essay or something, and I think it's hilarious so thought i'd share.
The funny part is the contrast to the song and how well this is written 
Here's links to the song on Youtube and lyrics 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJZyBhi0&feature=related
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/cannibal-corpse-i-cum-blood-lyrics.html
and this is what they've written I think the first paragraph is best 
"I cum blood", the fourth track on Cannibal Corpse's critically acclaimed album "Tomb Of The Mutilated" is a song typical of these minstrels literal and engrossing persona. Set as a narrative it tells the true story of the bands exhuming of a one month dead body in order to conduct sexual congress upon it. Despite the lyricist’s apparent contempt for the corpse, "I pissed in her maggot filled asshole," and unease and the smell of the rotting form, the protagonist is still able to obtain an erection of the penis and reach climax. In an ironic twist the central character cums not semen, but blood (as subtly suggested in the title). Overlooking the potentially urgent medical undertones to this unorthodox ejaculation the lyricist continues to have relations with the remains, recalling "tonguing her rotted anus."
The vocals for this melody are provided by George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher, who has contiuned to successfully maintain the band’s uplifting image since joining in 1995. The evocative complexity of the lyrics are delivered with chilling clarity and greatly enhance the rich tapestry of the flourishing narrative. Despite the elequant production of the lyrics better suited to that of a 19th Century English novel however, it remains to be said there appears to be a distinct lack of poetic devices that could well have enhanced the narative.
The argument that Cannibal Corpse is too “high brow” is certainly entertained by the complexity of the lyrics in “I cum blood”. Evidence is riddled throughout the lyrics, with phrases such as “I cum blood from my erection” instigating an indefatigable wall to the general public. “I cum blood” scores poorly on accessibility.
The indefatigable protagonist……..evocative
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Jay
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Russ
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they spelt come wrong, they should be ashamed, other than that, i think there on to something
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Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
they spelt come wrong, they should be ashamed, other than that, i think there on to something
Cum (in that sense) is spelt Cum
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chris_uk
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does anyone understand what he is singing... can you call that singing??
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Skylined
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no that's why i posted a link to the lyrics
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Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
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Originally posted by Russ
they spelt come wrong, they should be ashamed, other than that, i think there on to something
Cum (in that sense) is spelt Cum
no its not
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All Torque
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Not as fucked up as Mayhem  Guitarist murdered the lead singer, the lead singer used to starve himself to get stomach ulsers which made him sing better, another member commited suicide by using a knife but the blade was too blunt so he shot himself too.... and then the band used a picture of his corpse as an album cover 
Friendly bunch.
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Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
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Originally posted by Jules
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Originally posted by Russ
they spelt come wrong, they should be ashamed, other than that, i think there on to something
Cum (in that sense) is spelt Cum
no its not
It is:
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=cum
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Russ
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hardly fucking chambers Jules lol
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Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
hardly fucking chambers Jules lol
Yeah I imagine it'll be in the Chambers Russ.....
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