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sneddz
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Registered: 8th Jul 02
Location: Falkirk
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24th Apr 08 at 08:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

well this morning for some reason i decided it would be a good idea to plug 220v ac into the 5v dc input on a motor controller. it went boom! costs about 3k for a new card! woops



post up your pics then folks
Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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24th Apr 08 at 08:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Putting the wrong file into several jukeboxes, thus fucking them



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Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
Location: Glasgow
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24th Apr 08 at 09:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I once removed someone's credit card details from one system to another, Only it never got to the other system.

I wasnt most liked for the following 2 weeks.
Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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24th Apr 08 at 09:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not updating someones wages and not realising untill many months later (had to re-run atleast 7months worth )
fresh_creps
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Registered: 11th Sep 05
Location: Luton,BEDS
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24th Apr 08 at 09:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

broke someone's finger at work,worked for a removal company and we were lifting a dresser over stairs and a banister and i moved forward a lil bit and trapped his finger between a massive dresser and the wall....

in my defense he was holding it wrong so technically it was his fault lol
Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
Location: Downham Market, Norfolk
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24th Apr 08 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Didn't send a PO over to my couterpart in the USA. Bill for that was £2000 for Air Freight, plus a 10,000 SQft production facility in Poland was shut down for a week.
Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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24th Apr 08 at 11:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We deliver sport/news data to companies worldwide in XML format, one of our clients is based in Vietnam and each year they requested that we sent the yearly EPL fixture file to them on a CD rather than FTP'ing it (some stupid security protocol of theirs), so every year when the fixtures are released, we generate them and burn them to CD, stick it in the mail and thats that for another year, except I put a blank CD in the envelope by mistake.

A few weeks later we find that the courier who delivered it had been arrested and interrogated for 5 days as the vietnamese company thought we were taking the piss out of them by sending them a blank CD and charging them like £20,000 for it

It didn't help when someone at work got a picture of some poor bloke with no legs and one arm dragging himself around the streets of ho chi minh on a skateboard and started rumours that it was the courier after his interrogation





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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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24th Apr 08 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Plugged the wrong power supply into a customers laptop. Lets just say they were not best pleased along with my manager.
corsa-sxi
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Registered: 11th Jul 03
Location: Kingston upon Hull
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24th Apr 08 at 11:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Do u work for the PA in howden Kyle
Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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24th Apr 08 at 11:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

none. i'm employed to make problems go away, not make them
Kyle T
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24th Apr 08 at 11:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa-sxi
Do u work for the PA in howden Kyle


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corsa-sxi
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Registered: 11th Jul 03
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24th Apr 08 at 11:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bro works there on a weekend tapping in data while getting paid watching football games lol
C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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24th Apr 08 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i drilled into an electrical trunking without placing a wooden block inside to protect the cables. shorted out the main supply into one of our buildings and the entire dept had to be isolated for a day whilst we rewired it. estimated loss of $94,000 in production. i was not in the good books but they got over it.
Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
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24th Apr 08 at 11:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa-sxi
Bro works there on a weekend tapping in data while getting paid watching football games lol


Heh yeah, that's how I started here then ended up with a Job in IT a couple of years later.




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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
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24th Apr 08 at 11:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Deliverered two boats to Ireland but because I fucked up the maths and put the Single Point Lifting frame in the wrong place [100mm Out] meaning that when you lifted the boat it hung with the nose 12.5 degrees down.

We had to bring them back at our own cost and time and put them right. Each one cost about £5000 to put right
Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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24th Apr 08 at 12:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Appointed an agency who soon after went bust and had already invoiced us for £12k

We never got the work from them
jmucorsasport
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Registered: 28th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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24th Apr 08 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Nearly burnt down a whole cruise ship with 2500 snotty americans on it. I run the gyms on 5 star cruise ships. Anyhoo i woke up and opened up as usual, i had to plug in water heaters that warm volcanic stones for massage therapists. Anyway stupid bitch took the water out of her heating tank (she shouldnt have, and they never do this) so as normal i come in switch it on and go. Went for breakfast and came back to my manager saying the fire crews have just been and put a fire out in the massage room, after the bridge was alerted thanks to the smoke alarm in the room.
Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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24th Apr 08 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dropped 4 flywheels cost about 100 quid each and they can't be re-used

one dropped on my oil canister for my air-gun and broke it, oil pissed out everywhere and the line had to stop for 30 minutes (it's £1,000 a minute) so ford lost out on £30,000 because of me

well, in my defence, the button i have to press to send the engine on broke and it sent itself automatically, so i was sabotaged
bieransri
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Registered: 13th Apr 06
Location: Kidsgrove, Staffordshire
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24th Apr 08 at 17:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this is works fuk up

he's such a tard. he told us he thinks that KFC chickens are on steroids, are grown in a week and have stumps for heads
sneddz
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Registered: 8th Jul 02
Location: Falkirk
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25th Apr 08 at 07:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by bieransri
this is works fuk up

he's such a tard. he told us he thinks that KFC chickens are on steroids, are grown in a week and have stumps for heads



 
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