Mein Herr
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quote: Originally posted by baza31
quote: Originally posted by Mein Herr
I'd rather cut my fuckin ears off, stitch them onto the flanks of a wild horse and whip it till it ran through a tarpit, and then drag its sticky flamable carcass into a petrol station, douse it with about 75 litres of finest diesel and burn the coont and throw David Cunting Gray on top of the pile of stinky putrified mess.
Then spotweld the two halfs of his CD cover over the gaping wounds where my ears once were so that i would never have to accidentally listen to the bean faced, mediocre, aor, pissweak, lukewarm excuse for music him and his suckers of satans cock ilk churn out in the name of 'Music'
I can imagine hating you and not even knowing you
I can imagine licking your cheek and having to eat a puppy's arse to get rid of the rancid taste.
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Mein Herr
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
quote: Originally posted by Mein Herr
I'd rather cut my fuckin ears off, stitch them onto the flanks of a wild horse and whip it till it ran through a tarpit, and then drag its sticky flamable carcass into a petrol station, douse it with about 75 litres of finest diesel and burn the coont and throw David Cunting Gray on top of the pile of stinky putrified mess.
Then spotweld the two halfs of his CD cover over the gaping wounds where my ears once were so that i would never have to accidentally listen to the bean faced, mediocre, aor, pissweak, lukewarm excuse for music him and his suckers of satans cock ilk churn out in the name of 'Music'
diesel isnt really flamable, try again
Everything burns.
Even Pete and Mr.
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Russ
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you used to be funny, what happened
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Mein Herr
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
you used to be funny, what happened
I got hit in the head.
Im ashamed to say.
Other than that i cant answer your question.
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Jambo
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Russ you used to be a woman but hey, whos to judge
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Mein Herr
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quote: Originally posted by Jambo
Russ you used to be a woman but hey, whos to judge
IS THAT TRUE!!!!
*Puts his hand on Russ leg*
Sup baby?
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by Jambo
Russ you used to be a woman but hey, whos to judge
you used to love it
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by Mein Herr
quote: Originally posted by Jambo
Russ you used to be a woman but hey, whos to judge
IS THAT TRUE!!!!
*Puts his hand on Russ leg*
Sup baby?
i suggest you move it before my biyfriend red_top comes along
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Mein Herr
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
quote: Originally posted by Jambo
Russ you used to be a woman but hey, whos to judge
you used to love it
That doesnt make sense. That implies he loved you when you were a woman?
Theres no innuendo there.
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Mein Herr
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
quote: Originally posted by Mein Herr
quote: Originally posted by Jambo
Russ you used to be a woman but hey, whos to judge
IS THAT TRUE!!!!
*Puts his hand on Russ leg*
Sup baby?
i suggest you move it before my biyfriend red_top comes along
Rough stuff eh? I dig it baby.
*readies bowling ball fingers*
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Robin
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Has his head stopped wobbling yet?
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Jambo
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
quote: Originally posted by Jambo
Russ you used to be a woman but hey, whos to judge
you used to love it
Hell yeah, tight as a gnats chuff.
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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by Robin
Has his head stopped wobbling yet?
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Jambo
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2nd'd
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