jr
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these both reminded me of me in ways, or poss what people think anyway
Classic ford owners (except granada's)
Appearance: Very short hair, if any, Essex/Kent accent, Exhaustive knowledge of trim and fabric options of all rs escorts
Habitat: Essex and Kent ofcourse, Pub car parks, Pub doorways, Car boot sales, market stalls with knocked off reebok lesurewear
and from pistonbroke (last page in ppc): We were chatting about this in the ppc office the other day, and came to the collective conclusion that going near your car with the intention of doing work on it at all is very dangerous, That quick oil change can lead very easily lead to you stripping the car to a bare shell, getting it acid dipped and resprayed - and then fitting a twin turb chevy ls v8.
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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oh and  at
Impreza owners
Appearance: Blue and Gold all over, wont shut up, wears rally jacket in bed, unable to drive without 4WD and infinate grip
Habitat: The sofa, playing Colin McRae rally, or on B roads, they should backwards, breaking to late for speed camera's and swearing a lot
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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Impreza one is spot on
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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Wears Rally jakets and cant drive withot 4wd
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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the impreza one i did actully LOL at, and then thought of that night at southend
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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You rember that one that was on its roof on the othe side of the A127? The stright part Prolly lost 4wd and flipped over 
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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at them both
What the night where hudards of blue jackets were in appearance
"hey look at me ive got a blue and gold rally rep impreza and me my wife and kids all have matching 555 jackets and caps" 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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tom_simes
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Organiser: South Wales
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Registered: 12th Jan 05
Location: Undy, Newport Drives: Skoda Octavia vRS estate
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Not that I've ever really spoken to you jr, but that Ford one sounds exactly like you!
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jr
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Location: Kent
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yes gav, and i was concerned for my own saftey as i couldnt stop talking about "oh look, another 555 jacket"
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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Its bad when they stat dressing up their kids in the stuff and make them stand out in the cold admiring a 22b spoiler
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jr
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quote:
Originally posted by tom_simes
Not that I've ever really spoken to you jr, but that Ford one sounds exactly like you!
PMSL, thats the thing, when i read it, all i could think of is matt h and Ian saying "lorry" (a funny trax's night" and also matth looking at every single car and saying "small turbo" (its when i tried to teach him the diffrence in escorts )
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jr
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Its bad when they stat dressing up their kids in the stuff and make them stand out in the cold admiring a 22b spoiler
the bad things is, these kids are going to grow up thinking if you drive an impreza you need to wear the special blue uniform
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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Daddy Daddy I want a scoooberooooo!
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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I wouldnt mind placing some money on the fact that you can get 555 spec child seats
Another worrying thing is how they always manage to turn up in a perfect unbroken convoy even if it is 50 cars + long 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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jr
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at this thread, my highlight of the week (please remember i havent been alowed out since thursday) was the 2 chav mums in the surgery place talking about how both there other halfs "scoobys" were fucked
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
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A girl I work with was chatting with a bloke on a train to london once and he was trying to impress her with facts of his "scooby" she didnt have a clue what he was on about and thought he was nuts I think. Tried to explain it too her but she still isnt 100% sure.
Although we mock I still wouldnt mind owning a P1
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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I really need to subscribe 
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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I always wear Impreza jackets to bed 
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I really need to subscribe
Cut your hair first
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I always wear Impreza jackets to bed
and cosmo is ok with that ?
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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cosmo wears the cap
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Its bad when they stat dressing up their kids in the stuff and make them stand out in the cold admiring a 22b spoiler
That is so fucking true! They are all 40, with glasses, with a childish habbit!
Brillant
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freeman(sting)
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Registered: 16th Oct 05
Location: Redcar and Cleveland
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renault 5 turbo owners, genrally have gay hair, awfull dress sence, bruised and scabbed hands and fingers, 2litres of water contained in a tesco value lemonade bottle in the boot, and the probly dont sleep due to cooling problems and getting to hot and sweaty in bed
[Edited on 08-04-2008 by freeman(sting)]
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