JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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Real life Keyboard warriors, it involved breaking bits of keyboards and firing them across the room at each other, it esculated into full blown desktop computers wars. It included full monitors flying across the room 
The teacher for that lesson ended up off work for a year after suffering a nervous breakdown  good times.
Shouting FIGHT in the dinnerhall and running in a direction which lead to hundreds of kids hurtling through the corridors
We had a RE teacher who had a growth deficiency. We wrote 666 on the board and put the chalk out of her reach, she ran out the room in tears.....
God we were little bastards
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Some scummy girl shit in the cloakroom, the cleaners picked it up with a knife and spoon and after that people only ate with forks
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antnee
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Registered: 30th Dec 07
Location: Cov Drives: Clio 197
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Another thing we used to do was in the dinner hall the tables folded up by pulling a lever, and the top would fold up horizontally, so your food was either on your lap, or on the other side of the room!
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csweatherston
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Registered: 16th Jan 06
Location: Devon
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we kicked out 2 support beams under a temporary hut... when the yr7 or 8 (cant quite remember) class walked in - one side collapsed 
homemade smokebomb in sink.....too much pot' nitrate....exploded the sink and set off every fire alarm in the science block
gave our RE teacher a nervous breakdown.
convinced nearly the whole of years 10 - 11 to skip the last two periods to play football all afternoon.....
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csweatherston
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Registered: 16th Jan 06
Location: Devon
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oh, wheely chair races through the english hall, round the corner, past the language block and into the canteen were also fun 
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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was in physics outside was large concrete area and across about 100m was the maths block which was surrounded by moat like hill of grass with a path at the bottom. we see this asian kid run up the hill half way up stops and runs back down against the wall, pulls his trousers down squats down n does a shit
we're all in physics watchin laughin our heads off, teacher laughed too but started to run out to get other teachers to go stop him cant keep a straight face when i see the boy now
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chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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sorry i didnt go to skool 
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Shouting FIGHT in the dinnerhall and running in a direction which lead to hundreds of kids hurtling through the corridors
Oh you legend, I completely forgot about that one, that was so popular at my school, pissing myself now
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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My mate did that once, just turned to me, said watch this, then legged it across the playground shouting fight, the playground emptied in seconds
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
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And the teachers trying to battle their way into the center of the circle to find absolutely nothing, ah dear
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
And the teachers trying to battle their way into the center of the circle to find absolutely nothing, ah dear
Either that or there is a fight and they just get sly digs off everyone 
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
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dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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We had a proper mental kid, he had to take tablets to calm himself down, cant remember his condition now. He thought it would be funny to burn someones name into the school field grass Someone else said it would be even funnier if he burned his own name into it.
So one lunchtime later, out went Jason Merz with 3 cans of deodorant and a few fag lighters to carve his initials. Letters big enough to see on Google Earth clearly was his end result, we never saw him again 
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dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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Fuck me cant believe i forgot this one
The caretakers at our palce had their home built, purpose built 3 wheeled car thing to take their lawnmowers and other tools to the second field across the main road. After getting fed up of us accidentally kicking our football on his cricket squares, he stole our football from us, so we stole his 3 wheeled beast and when he got knackered running after it we tipped it over onto its side and stole his lawnmower.
Good times 
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