dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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Having to get the bus to work today and is such an effort. I have to walk for ages in the rain through fields from mine to stand on a 2x2 metre conrete patch on the side of a really busy A road for like 20 minutes while waiting for the bus.
Then when i get to ripon, i have to walk another 25 minutes to work to be around shitty arsefaces moaning all the time.
Rant over. I just dont like using buses 
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AlunJ
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Not laughing at you at all LOL! I'm glad I don't have to catch 4 buses a day any more!
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DannyB
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Yeah they are a pain in the arse, the nearest city to mne is over a hour away on the bus which is a twat.
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Mather.16v
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tell me about it  my cars in garage until at least monday, fookin peasant carridges
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dan_c4rsa
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/\ so true
full of the dead/dying old, diseased scals and annoying little kids
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Nick-S
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that suck balls tbh, although i dont have to get the bus i still have to drive to work to be around shitty arsefaces moaning all the time so i feel you paint there
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dan_c4rsa
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well ive just got in away from the shitty arsefaces who today looked like they didnt wipe the cling-ons off their faces and i now have the worst head/cold ever after sharing a fag with a colleague.
Im taking tomorrow off as i was put in another place accross town thats even shittier than mine, day in bed. And if they do anything, im leaving saturday!
How did everyone elses work day go?
Oh and on the bus back, some old womans dog pissed itself.....well thats what i thought, untill some little kid said ' mummy, why's that womans coat all wet - its not raining.
Ewwwwwwww is the word. THAT underlines why i dont like buses.
edited as i cant spell
[Edited on 21-02-2008 by dan_c4rsa]
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Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
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Try catching a train in the Glasgow region "am sorry this service has been cancelled due to a piece of dust on the track in wishaw, Scotrail apologise for being so shit"
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chloe16v
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my b/f is a bus driver
so u all know what he has to put up with every day!
smashed windows, drunks bein sick, spittin, fighting ect ect the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on 
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dan_c4rsa
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that sounds like the SBB service round here.
SBB = Sad Bastards Bus
self named by all the 40 year old men with wives who have to go in at 11.20 or they get told off.
most collapse after getting too drunk and have to be dragged off at the depo because theyve slid under a seat and the drive hasnt noticed them
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CorsAsh
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Buses here are great  Just thought I'd share.
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Mein Herr
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Dude you are looking at it all wrong.
You should see it as a chance to cause mischief. Have a laugh at the crumbles expense.
When you get on pay with 1p's and count them out to be sure.
Even if the whole bus is empty sit next to some old dear and just smile at her. Then say after about ten minutes of silence. 'I bet i can guess the ENTIRE contents of your bag' she'll smile nervously and ask you to leave her alone, to which you reply 'oh come on let me guess, if i get one item wrong i'll move away' she'll nervously agree and you start with
1.Lentils - this is an absolute gimmee all old dears have lentils.
2.Cat food - Shes bound to be lonely like and need a friend, and i bet hes called summat wank like mr tiddles.
3.Hold up tights (surgical) - it doesnt bear thinking about, but they will be in her wheely tartan trolley thing.
4.Bird seed - See point 2
5
And this is where the fun starts
say 'A rampant rabbit'
She'll say 'A what'
And you have her.
Failing all this sit with your knees on the seat in front and your thighs tight to your chest, eventually your knackers will fall asleep, and you can rub them and it feels like a ghost is abusing you. S'nice.
Be warned though if you do this for too long your legs will fall asleep and then when you go to walk down the bus to get off you will walk like frankenstein and that causes all manner of alarm.
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CorsAsh
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Where the hell did you come from?
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Theham85
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Mein Herr
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Where the hell did you come from?
Surbiton, i got the number 77.
they dont let me on it no mo!
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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Take the 82, takes longer but more scenic.
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Graham88
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I agree. And I work on it. 
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