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Jakey
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2nd Feb 08 at 15:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jeremy Beadle's cremation

You've Been Flamed


Can't remember what time, when the big hand touches the little hand iirc





Sorry, i'll leave.
Scotty C
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BarnshaW
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Hammer
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FAIL x 1,000,000.
Jakey
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Nice red cross there Barnshaw
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
FAIL x 1,000,000.
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW

you fail worse than jakey
BarnshaW
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lolz
Scotty C
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
lolz


I like you.
BarnshaW
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thanks. not many people do
Ben G
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i'm sure he would have wanted us to laugh about it tbh, no point in being sad about death
Hammer
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If he wanted us to laugh about it we'd best get some half decent jokes to laugh at then
Jakey
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Jeremy Beadles Funeral will be held tomorrow.

A small finger Buffet will be available afterwards.




What do Jeremy Beadle and a clock face have in common?

One big hand, one little hand and neither one can make it past 59.




Police are treating Jeremy Beadle's death as suspicious. Apparently he was found dead next to a single glove... Detectives don't know the exact cause of death, but they do suspect the glove had a small hand in it.



Better?
Scotty C
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2nd Feb 08 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Worse TBH
BarnshaW
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lol EPC fail
IndyKalsey
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- Jeremy Beadle was having a wank and thought to himself, "my cock's a bit small, but on the other hand its fuckin' massive!"

- Why did Jeremy Beadle lose at poker?

Because he had a crap hand.

- Jeremy Beadle would still be alive today if only he could of got the lid off of his tablets

- Jeremy Beadle has just died at the age of 59. As a mark of respect lets give him a big hand.


Just as bad as the rest aren't they ?
Jakey
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Somebody else has been on sickipedia to then
BarnshaW
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lmao thee better then jakeys
IndyKalsey
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Somebody else has been on sickipedia to then


Pretty much, yeah
Jakey
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2nd Feb 08 at 15:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
But only 2 of his are about his death

Lets give Indy a small hand for his jokes
nova_gteuk
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ppl thesse days have no respect for a genius
BarnshaW
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
But only 2 of his are about his death

Lets give Indy a small hand for his jokes


pmsl jakey, give up
Jakey
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Nath
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