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Author Asking a girl out - advice needed
AndyKent
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28th Jan 08 at 19:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by baza31
you could just ask, ive done it before when i was doing somework in a sunbed shop, bird was gorgeous so i just asked , she said yes and gave it me. But she text me later saying she was a lesbian , i said to give me a shout if they need a 3rd hand...never heard anything again


TomWilly
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Originally posted by aPk
quote:
Originally posted by baza31
you could just ask, ive done it before when i was doing somework in a sunbed shop, bird was gorgeous so i just asked , she said yes and gave it me. But she text me later saying she was a lesbian , i said to give me a shout if they need a 3rd hand...never heard anything again




CorsAsh
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28th Jan 08 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get you cock out, and say "Audit this, bitch."

Foolproof.
richardworrall
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Get you cock out, and say "Audit this, bitch."

Foolproof.



hmmm, whilst all this advice is appreciated, that one doesnt tempt me like the others, thanks anyway
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Get you cock out, and say "Audit this, bitch."

Foolproof.


If she declines slap her round with it a bit
Jodi_the_g
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28th Jan 08 at 20:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Get you cock out, and say "Audit this, bitch."

Foolproof.


If she declines slap her round with it a bit


Saying "You like that don't you bitch, I bet your mummy is so proud of her little whore child"
Limecat
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28th Jan 08 at 20:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just stop beating around the bush (no pun intended) and get straight to the point.

Ask her if she fancies a f*ck?

If she says yes you are onto a winner, if she says no ask if she minds lying down whilst you have one.
drax
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You need a joke, as long as you can make light of a situation and then deliver a quick fire question and catch her eye, you'll have her
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Get you cock out, and say "Audit this, bitch."

Foolproof.


If she declines slap her round with it a bit


Saying "You like that don't you bitch, I bet your mummy is so proud of her little whore child"
You've done this before haven't you Jodrell?
mazdaspeed
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28th Jan 08 at 21:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pudr0Aut8M4
Russ
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28th Jan 08 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
listen to ash, he advised me to shit in my bed yesterday cos my gf had fell out with me, we are now talking again.
SVM 286
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28th Jan 08 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by richardworrall
Righto, the situation is:

We have some auditors in for this week, one of them is the most stunning girl ive ever seen, perfect in every way possible. She did last years audit as well so know her a little bit.
She had a blokey last year but not sure about now.
Hows the best way to approach her without confronting her in front of either my workmates or hers and causing embarrassment. Bit tricky to get time alone with her but will have to pull paperwork for her etc.

Is it too sleazy just leaving a note on her car?

I dread to think what you lot are gonna say but fire away


Ask her if she's ever been stalked and then inject her with date rape drug.

Giggedy giggedy.
jim_r1
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29th Jan 08 at 00:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Try this.... go to 3.30 minutes in


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqOTw90hYlI&NR=1


If it doesnt work then nothing else will...
SVM 286
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29th Jan 08 at 00:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Brilliant.

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