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Robin
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonds, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells...





















"You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!"
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Matt L
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why was i half expecting this thread to say 'i got a job'
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Pretty good that
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Scotty C
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Fuking LOL
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That is funny
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Nice!
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
why was i half expecting this thread to say 'i got a job'


Who are yo to pick on Robin?




















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