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Author Joke
johnhara1
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23rd Jan 08 at 20:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bloke visits the local paper shop to place an obituary after his wife dies.

He only has £1 so he can only place two words, he writes "Margarets dead"

The clerk feels pity for him so she gives him three more words for free.

The bloke then wrote....................









"Margarets dead, Corsa for sale"

[Edited on 23-01-2008 by johnhara1]
Whittie
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Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Lee Wilson
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