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barter

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22nd Nov 07 at 21:30

Steve Maclaren is going to the England christmas dressed as a pumpkin......
hes hopin someone can turn him in to a ****in coach

Whats the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the English Fotty team?

Lewis still has McLaren.

please add yours.lol

Steve

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22nd Nov 07 at 21:30

MATCH DAY

dan_c4rsa

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22nd Nov 07 at 21:33

england is a joke

barter

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22nd Nov 07 at 21:33

England are to change there shirts, the three lions will be replaced by 3 tampons to represent the worst fu**in period they've ever had

Nath

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22nd Nov 07 at 21:35

quote:
Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
england is a joke

You mean 'are'?

dan_c4rsa

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22nd Nov 07 at 21:36

no, at the minute it is in general.

for footy 'are' is appropriate though.

Nath

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22nd Nov 07 at 21:46

quote:
Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
no, at the minute it is in general.

for footy 'are' is appropriate though.

wtf, do you even know what you are laughing at? Seeing as those jokes are Football related.

dan_c4rsa

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22nd Nov 07 at 21:48

i have some mental problems yes.

OOGABOOGA

Im laughing at the jokes, the team and england altogether.

chuckle chuckle chuckle

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22nd Nov 07 at 22:32

Whats the difference between the England football team and Horse Manuer?

Horse Manuer performs wonders on grass

[Edited on 22-11-2007 by S214_UPP]

DC90

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22nd Nov 07 at 22:36

Whats the difference between the England football team and shit?

Nothing.

deano87

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22nd Nov 07 at 22:57

quote:
Originally posted by DC1990
Whats the difference between the England football team and shit?

Nothing.

chris-sri

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22nd Nov 07 at 23:53

Coming out the ground last night everyone was delayed for ages because someone was on the track at Wembley Park tube station. There was speculation that it might be Mclaren.

True story not a joke I got wet in the pissing rain for 2 hours

strick206

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23rd Nov 07 at 00:25

Oxo have released a new cube for england football fans

It's called the laughing stock

(a mate sent it me in a txt, cracked a smile tbh)

mav

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23rd Nov 07 at 13:43

There is a thread in Match day with loads..Anymore put them in there.

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