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Aaron
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19th Sep 07 at 20:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7003028.stm

My personal fave...

"Anti-gun advocates say the tragedies show the need for tighter gun control. Pro-gun supporters say armed teachers and pupils would act as a deterrent and prevent further tragedies."

Idiots

[Edited on 19-09-2007 by Aj.]
CorsAsh
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Let them get on with it, hopefully they'll wipe themselves out.
Aaron
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That'd be just great

EDIT - your Sig rocks BTW!

[Edited on 19-09-2007 by Aj.]
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Teachers AND pupils?

Classic.
CorsAsh
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The Lesson

Chaos ruled OK in the classroom
as bravely the teacher walked in
the hooligans ignored him
his voice was lost in the din

"The theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget"

He picked on a boy who was shouting
and throttled him then and there
then garrotted the girl behind him
(the one with grotty hair)

Then sword in hand he hacked his way
between the chattering rows
"First come, first severed" he declared
"fingers, feet or toes"

He threw the sword at a latecomer
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game

The first blast cleared the backrow
(where those who skive hang out)
they collapsed like rubber dinghies
when the plug's pulled out

"Please may I leave the room sir?"
a trembling vandal enquired
"Of course you may" said teacher
put the gun to his temple and fired

The Head popped a head round the doorway
to see why a din was being made
nodded understandingly
then tossed in a grenade

And when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
with its hands up in the air

The teacher surveyed the carnage
the dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
"Now let that be a lesson" he said

 
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