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dan_c4rsa
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10th Sep 07 at 19:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is the time ive spent today washing the car.

But thats because i had to spend half an hour using tar spot remover.
Then spent hour and a half/2 hours bloody waxing it.

I cant see how people can spend a whole day doing it - its just silly.

Im knackered but now my car is smooth as hell to the touch. I might give it a rinse after work tomorrow then polish it to finish it off
CorsAsh
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10th Sep 07 at 19:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did you use deionised, debubbled, demineralised, dehydrogenised, demolecularised water with essence of baby lamb nipples and a freshly killed weasel to wash it over first?
dan_c4rsa
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10th Sep 07 at 19:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mmm indeed i did.

i also used norwegian dwarf extract taken from their foreskins to ensure the moisture and essential oils are retained within the paintwork formulating into a truly wonderful dosplay of perfection.
CorsAsh
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Do you not find its hard to buff off the dried dwarf smegma, despite the stunning results it gives in the end?

I prefer to use freshly sqeezed aqueous humour from the eyes of infant crocodiles, it gives a more lasting lustre.
Marc
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FPMSL @ dwarf extract
dan_c4rsa
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Well thats my trick, if you apply a small amount of heat to the smegmerised mixture, it loosens up making the whole process much easier to manipulate into your work.

mmm true. Yet if you dig deeper, the infant crocodiles anal cavity provides a thicker substance of what i like to call - dripback. When applied during a hot day, this liquid helps the waxing process by filling smaller scratches.

Freshly crushed american grizzly testicles are also a great biological, non chemical formula for bumpers, as opposed to that AWFUL back to black tut tut.

What are your opinions on glass protectors such as nympho tears or polar bear urine?
Whittie
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10th Sep 07 at 20:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I just use autoglym super resin
Bonney
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10th Sep 07 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
I just use autoglym super resin


same, easily avalable
dan_c4rsa
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10th Sep 07 at 20:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dwarf extract forever - you amatuers

edit - make that NORWEIGIAN dwarf extract!


[Edited on 10-09-2007 by dan_c4rsa]
Bonney
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dont use them daft microfibre cloths, using the back of a weasel works even better
dan_c4rsa
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10th Sep 07 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
now your learning.

Otters tail works well for natural shammy leather.
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