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Author Little Johnny
Robbbbb
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6th Sep 07 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Little Johnny walks in to his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts 'get out'!!!

A little while later johnny`s dad hears a commotion coming from johnny`s room, he rushes in and is horrified to see johnny shagging his gran --- johnny just looks at him and says 'not so f*cking funny when its your mum is it'
RyanSxi
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omg, i saw this joke yesterday (although wasn't little jonny was just some boy) and thought. this sounds like a little jonny joke
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All Torque
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Little Johnny missed a day of school and when his teacher asked him why he said "Because my daddy was burnt"

the teacher said "Well, thats not too bad, nothing to miss a day of school over"

Little Johnny said "Well miss, they don't fuck around at the crematorium..."
Robbbbb
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Little Johnny missed a day of school and when his teacher asked him why he said "Because my daddy was burnt"

the teacher said "Well, thats not too bad, nothing to miss a day of school over"

Little Johnny said "Well miss, they don't fuck around at the crematorium..."


HAHA on the subject of funny crap, just received this....

clicky
Ricky352
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbbbb
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Little Johnny missed a day of school and when his teacher asked him why he said "Because my daddy was burnt"

the teacher said "Well, thats not too bad, nothing to miss a day of school over"

Little Johnny said "Well miss, they don't fuck around at the crematorium..."


HAHA on the subject of funny crap, just received this....

clicky


LMFAO

 
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