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Matt H
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Say to a girl:

Have you ever had your tits weighed?


(She'll usually say no)


Then cup her breasts & go "Waaaaaaaayyyyyy"

Works a treat
mikeef
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ROFL!
Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Tommy
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Classy birds must love that
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Ill report back how well it works
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good luck
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I can get the sympathy vote atm so i think ill be able to get away with it
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
Classy birds must love that



Yeah they do
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this has been a northern tradition for years and is nothing new
Joe
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Rebecca
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That would probably result in a smack.
Matt H
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Matt H
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All the more reason to only do it to family members

















Joe
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I would'nt smack you Matt x
Rebecca
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