Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ...... and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies........."
She says: You just happened to catch my eye."
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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haha oh dear god
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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hey i dont write em, i just re-distribute lol
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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Not bad
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