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Blade_sri
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Registered: 23rd Apr 03
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25th Jun 07 at 08:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/
andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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25th Jun 07 at 08:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
work warning, not because theres rudeness its just too funny
pdwhelan
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25th Jun 07 at 08:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOL are these for real? i know the quotes arent but are the signs?
Blade_sri
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25th Jun 07 at 08:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yep there real







































quote:
Originally posted by pdwhelan
LOL are these for real? i know the quotes arent but are the signs?
All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
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25th Jun 07 at 08:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it. "
jamestech
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lol brilliant, but it refers to ready.gov, are the signs real because I can't find them on the site (although I haven't looked too hard)
pdwhelan
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25th Jun 07 at 08:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I havnt looked at all so thats why i was asking. I dont mean to look thick on purpose
flame1987
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25th Jun 07 at 08:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

LMAO :LOL:

http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/
dannymccann
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lovin that, i especially like the contact lenses one
Tommy
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25th Jun 07 at 14:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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25th Jun 07 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL!
Ste
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25th Jun 07 at 23:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FLOL uber funny

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Sam
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TTT
Tommy L
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OMFG
AndyKent
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PMSL
Natalie
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26th Jun 07 at 20:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Very old, but so awesome

I found these so funny at the time I printed them off

 
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