JM_16v
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Registered: 17th Oct 05
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There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat from his prick
Turned the damn thing to brick
And it ripped all his foreskin away.
There once was a man named Eugeene,
Who built a masturbation machine,
The damned thing broke
On the 14th stroke,
And whipped his balls to a cream.
There once was a man who was not very kind,
he used his penis instead of his mind,
one day he bent over,
and his dog took over,
a gave him a bone from behind.
There once was a man from Peru,
who fell asleep in a canoe,
while dreaming of venus,
he played with his penis,
and woke up with a hand full of goo.
there was a young lady from crewe
who filled her vagina with glue
said she with a grin
if they pay to get in
they'll pay to get out of it, too!
A wandering Munchkin named Syfe
heard a most terrible strife.
The loud grinding and shearing,
lead him to a clearing,
where the Tin Man was fucking his wife.
There once was an abbot of Brittany
Who chanted this desolate litany:
"If Christ is the Source
Of Divine Intercourse,
Then how come I don't ever gitany?"
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Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
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Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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Jean you love cock. just admit it 
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willay
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Rus
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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read the second one and just stopped
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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quote:
Originally posted by Rus
read the second one and just stopped
You got that far?
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nathy_87
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There was a man from china, who wasn't a very good climber he slipped on a rock cut his cock now his got a vagina.
There was a woman frm ealing who had a very peculiar feeling, she lay on her back opend her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.
There was a man from Tossham, took out his balls to wash them, his wife said jack if you don't put them back i stand on the fuckers and squash 'em.
Chink Chinky China man went to milk a cow, Chinky, Chinky China Man, didnt know how. Chinky, Chinky China Man pulled the wrong tit, Chinky, Chinky China Man was covered in shit.
[Edited on 15-06-2007 by nathy_87]
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