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mark_gsi
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8th Jun 07 at 20:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was driving my car today and came to some traffic lights and they were on red, and i slowed down but acidentaly hit the car in front, wasnt hard but just nudged it, this little dwarf got out came up 2 me and went im not happy, i said which one are you then!
IndyKalsey
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8th Jun 07 at 20:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
repost?

Heard it on here before
pdwhelan
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8th Jun 07 at 20:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yep repost but still funny
flame1987
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8th Jun 07 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao
nathy_87
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8th Jun 07 at 22:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
crap, got it on my phone
IndyKalsey
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8th Jun 07 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got one here:

'An 80 year old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 minutes, they shagged like bastards, arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. 'Christ' she said 'you didn't fuck me like that 50 years ago!' To which the old man replied '50 years ago, that fence wasn't fucking electric'
mark_gsi
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8th Jun 07 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nathy_87
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8th Jun 07 at 22:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
good 'un
IndyKalsey
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8th Jun 07 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
got some bad ones, really bad ones, more to the racist side of things, better not post on here.......
nathy_87
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8th Jun 07 at 22:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nah you might get 'evicted' but ive tons of racist jokes, all good though if you know the right people.
IndyKalsey
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8th Jun 07 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
there's always the u2u service........ but, that'd take ages
nathy_87
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8th Jun 07 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u2u'd

mark_gsi
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8th Jun 07 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u2u me then aswell
IndyKalsey
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8th Jun 07 at 23:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got another one:

Just bought a race horse. I'm gonna call it MY FACE. Just imagine it, heading down the home straight & all the ladies shouting come on MY FACE.......
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