CraigyG
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Went to Ibiza back in 2005, lost all my mates after a harsh session around the westend  . I was unbelievabley pissed & was walking along the beach. I thought stuff this I'll have a sit down, like a twat i fell to sleep only to be woken up at with me bobing up & down looked around & I'm in a small boat in the harbour with a few locals looking at me. I was still batterd & tried to get out the boat but as i jumped my weight pushed the boat down & I fell out of the boat smashing my head on the side of the pier & gettting wet. Got back to the hotel at around 1PM with my mates asking where I had been allnight 
It's safe to say I've not got that drunk again 
I've done the odd cone on the head thing as well
[Edited on 31-05-2007 by CraigyG]
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C2RL R
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I'm remembering loads of stuff i've done after reading this thread:
My 18th birthday was a saturday and i went out early to watch a couple of footy games in the afternoon, few of the lads decided to line a load of shots of aftershock up on the bar and made me drink them. Was meant to be going out at 8pm so went home at 6.30 to get a shower and sober up. Next thing i remember i was in my bed totally naked at 4 in the morning. Spoke to my dad next day and he said i'd been in the shower for over an hour so he came into the bathroom to see what was up. apparently i was curled up in a ball in the shower cubicle fast asleep with the water still on. Dad turned the shower off and left me there thinking i'd wake up when i got cold. I was there for another hour before him and my mum came in and dragged me out and threw me in my bed.
fell over one of them bolder type things they have near the beach in san antonio bay, hurt like a bastard.
Me and a mate were walking home and we stole a wheel barrow out of a 7.5 tonner. He jumped in and i 'drove' him home. Police van pulled up next to us and gave us a lift home. they let us take the wheel barrow too, i've still got it, its a belter.
came in from a night out and my sky digital wasn't working so i got my ladders off my van and attempted to climb up on the roof to fix it. my mate was footing the ladder but he thought i'd stepped off so he let go. Ladder slipped away and i was stuck hanging off the edge of the roof. I was panicking, screaming and all sorts, my mate thought it was funny as fuck since my house is a bungalow and my feet were only 4 foot off the floor!
i super glued my mates glasses to his head when he was asleep. he wasn't impressed so next time i crashed out from being pissed he super glued peanuts all over my face.
got loads more but cant be arsed typing them.
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Shane
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fallen over outside my house and smashed the glass in the front door,
Woken up in the bath fully clothed
Let a powder fire extinguisher off in the road infront of my house.
drunk so much ive puked the froth from the bear up into my hands
had some kind of miniture fit whilst laying under a radiator in the front room,
theres loads
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dannymccann
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C2RL R - love the bungalow story as well as glasses and peanuts
I think the worst thing thats happened to me is at a houseparty when i was 16 i passed out on a bed somewhere and my 'mates' shaved 1 1/2 eyebrows off (they couldnt turn me over so couldnt ge to the half i was laying on)
all i can remember is having to go to school with half an eyebrow for the next 3 months 
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dannymccann
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top marks to BubbleVaux as well for pissing all over his own mum 
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Shane
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quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
C2RL R - love the bungalow story as well as glasses and peanuts
I think the worst thing thats happened to me is at a houseparty when i was 16 i passed out on a bed somewhere and my 'mates' shaved 1 1/2 eyebrows off (they couldnt turn me over so couldnt ge to the half i was laying on)
all i can remember is having to go to school with half an eyebrow for the next 3 months
shaved halpints hair and eyebrow off when i 1st met him
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dannymccann
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o yea, while ive been at uni, me and my flat (4 girls and another bloke) all came back from a night out absolutely wankered. thought it would be a good idea to continue the party at 4am in the morning with my 500W RMS speaker system
We had the campus security staff up threatening to make us all homeless
Not me but another person in the same court (see pic below). On the stones they had them 3 for £3 BBQ's. It started to rain so they thought it would be a good idea to continue the BBQ indoors  so inevitably when the fire alarms went off they lobbed them out the kitchen window and set fire to the plant life lol
Picture:
Also in this picture during the night a group of people decided to call someone a 'Cock Munch' (or summat like that) and draw a huge cock in the stones
[Edited on 31-05-2007 by dannymccann]
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gavin18787
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^^^ 10/10 for effort
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
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quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
pissed on my mums head when i came in drunk. she was asleep, but the golden shower woke her up. wasnt intentional though
WTF !!
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