mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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The goodness of alcohol ..... and We shall DRINK to that.
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of
Escherichia Coli Bacteria (often called E.Coli) found in water that
contains faeces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer,
wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water,
to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy
and bad for you.
THEREFORE--
It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit
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Toby
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Registered: 29th Nov 05
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u drink one litre of rum a day and eating shit is the least of your worries altought i like your thinking
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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havin a cheap on in with a couple of mates tonight, weve got 6 litres of cider, 5 of lambrini a bottle of vodka, a bottle of jd and some beer. enough?
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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Buy a water filter.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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my house water is filtered  tis cool.
as said, if you drink 365 litres of alcohol throughout the year you'll end up dead so your theory is fucked 
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